January 2014 Transfer Window Thread

A short ode to Natalie
by Sidney

Two breasts diverged in a yellow dress
Natalie’s tits, yeah I’d love to caress
On Transfer Deadline Night she makes me weak
At the knees and my voice goes all high, I can hardly speak

Her eyes shine so bright in the studio light
Her smile is a joy, such a beautiful sight
Her dark olive skin is a hint of the exotic
Her soft, sexy voice is just really erotic

She knows all the facts and she knows all the deals
I wish she’d stand up and show off her high heels
I love that cheeky look that she gives to the screen
She’s TV’s own Transfer Deadline queen

Kate Abdo beside her, she just ain’t as good
Although if I met her I probably would
But no one compares to our Natalie Sawyer
I hope if she reads this she won’t contact her lawyer

The curse of Ian Ayre strikes again.

No fee agreed.

Ayre OUT.

Mixed reports, some saying the player pulled out. Just have to make do with Suarez, Sturridge, coutinho and Stirling.

[quote=“Sidney, post: 896072, member: 183”]A short ode to Natalie
by Sidney

Two breasts diverged in a yellow dress
Natalie’s tits, yeah I’d love to caress
On Transfer Deadline Night she makes me weak
At the knees and my voice goes all high, I can hardly speak

Her eyes shine so bright in the studio light
Her smile is a joy, such a beautiful sight
Her dark olive skin is a hint of the exotic
Her soft, sexy voice is just really erotic

She knows all the facts and she knows all the deals
I wish she’d stand up and show off her high heels
I love that cheeky look that she gives to the screen
She’s TV’s own Transfer Deadline queen

Kate Abdo beside her, she just ain’t as good
Although if I met her I probably would
But no one compares to our Natalie Sawyer
I hope if she reads this she won’t contact her lawyer[/quote]
Splendid @Sidney

Enjoy this video, pal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JulF20ZyVwM

We should have got somebody with experience of negotiating deals in the Ukraine in to help us.

John Higgins was an obvious candidate.

Liverpool got their signinghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bew3FHyCUAIZULt.jpg:large

That Ukranian will end up at a German club

Ever Banega ended up going to Newell’s Old Boys on loan from Valencia.

Surely he was worth a punt for Liverpool, even on loan, as he faces a battle to get into Argentina’s World Cup squad and will have to play well to do so.

[quote=“carryharry, post: 896078, member: 1517”]Splendid @Sidney

Enjoy this video, pal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JulF20ZyVwM
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She filled out in the 12 years. In a good way though