Job Interviews

Bandage · July 3, 2014, 10:48pm

No. You praise them but say you possess the experience and expertise to even improve things further. And then talk about sorting out whatever’s shit without directly stating that it is.

The_Most_Infamous · July 3, 2014, 10:48pm

Do a bit of research on the company, engage with the interviewers, once you come across as an alright sort that’s half the battle, spoof the rest and your sorted.

TheUlteriorMotive · July 3, 2014, 10:55pm

http://lifehacker.com/the-logic-behind-19-common-interview-questions-1376990545

http://lifehacker.com/5935550/the-interview-question-that-is-always-asked-and-how-to-nail-it

http://lifehacker.com/5975338/top-10-tips-for-acing-your-next-job-interview

Thrawneen · July 3, 2014, 11:04pm

Thanks lads. If I get the job I pledge to buy Bandage a half a shandy before the next Irish competitive international.

Fran · July 3, 2014, 11:07pm

Best of luck @Thrawneen

Thrawneen · July 3, 2014, 11:18pm

Thanks Frantastic. I’m feeling confident.

PMA

I’m one of 6. If there’s 5 cunts “better than me” I’ll give up.

carryharry · July 3, 2014, 11:21pm

Best of luck @Thrawneen

Fran · July 3, 2014, 11:22pm

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 976005, member: 129”]Thanks Frantastic. I’m feeling confident.

PMA

I’m one of 6. If there’s 5 cunts “better than me” I’ll give up.[/QUOTE]

Not one of those cunts are better than you pal, I have no doubt about that

Thrawneen · July 3, 2014, 11:25pm

Thanks lads. I wish the fucking thing was now while I’m psyched to the max.

I’ll be in this thread tomorrow morning to get gee’d up.

carryharry · July 3, 2014, 11:26pm

All you need is a female interviewer & you ARE sorted.

Lazarus · July 4, 2014, 1:29am

Keep your head up, your chest out and your dick hard and you’ll do just fine @Thrawneen

Turenne · July 4, 2014, 1:57am

Good luck lad.

balbec · July 4, 2014, 6:50am

I am interviewing a guy at 10am this morning. Just reading his CV there. In his previous job he writes that one of his responsibilities was “interfering with clients”.

Mark_Renton · July 4, 2014, 7:03am

Is that a polish thing?

Mark_Renton · July 4, 2014, 7:04am

Knock em dead Thraw!

balbec · July 4, 2014, 7:09am

It’s probably a vocabulary thing.

Mark_Renton · July 4, 2014, 7:32am

What’s the job?

TreatyStones · July 4, 2014, 7:45am

Did he work for the BBC?

Thrawneen · July 4, 2014, 7:55am

YEAH!

GO ME!

(i feel ill)

Thrawneen · July 4, 2014, 8:04am

I live in Ireland’s Garden County on the corner of Main and Lott Lane, Kilcoole.
My name is Thrawneen.
I’m thirty-two years old.

I believe in looking after myself. A strict diet and a vigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll apply an ice mask while I do my stomach crunches.

I can do a thousand now.