Jobs (puns really)

Anyone thinking of changing jobs?

I wouldn?t mind qualifying as a beautician. Have applied to do a foundation course and if I get in I?ll be made up. ::wink:

Thinking of training to be a landscape gardener but not sure if I?d cut it. If I was a success I could branch out and employ more people. To be honest the garden isn?t very rosy in my current job and my boss will probably twig that I?m unhappy. That said he generally can?t see the wood from the trees.

Really setting the standard here bandage>

Ive always wanted to become an historian but I realised there was no future in it.Then I considered photography but accepted I probably couldnt develop it into a career

Thinking of giving Iarnr?d Eireann a whirl. Would love to be a train driver but it’d have to be near the city and not somewhere off the beaten track. If it goes well it could give me the platform to move to the UK or USA to drive over there. I’m not going to be railroaded into making any quick decisions though.

was looking into a career as a mathematician, had hoped to make a good living out of it but the numbers just didn’t add up

thought of becoming a hairdresser, don’t know if i’d cut it though…

Yes, I think you could be outstanding in that field.

You gotta cut your boss some slack, you don’t want to be beating around the bush too long.

Bandage, i wouldn’t rush into anything to hasty, the grass is always greener on the other side…from what i know of you if you put your mind to it you could have a rake of different jobs.

I was thinking of becoming a gynecologist but heard there were a load of cunts in that game !!!

i used to work in the circus but my boss was a clown…then i was a fisherman but that was only a cod…turned out to be a red herring of a job…

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I wanted to get a job in an opticians but didn’t have any contacts. I can’t see it happening now.

I was going to become a baker but I wouldn’t have made enough dough.

I wanted to be a porn star but couldn’t get up in the morning.

ffs

I wanted to get a job as a dentist but trying to get information on courses etc was like pulling teeth.

I wanted to be a teacher but couldn’t make the grade.

I was going to be a window cleaner but the future in it wasn’t clear with no real opportunity to climb the career ladder, I would have got so depressed in the job that I probably would have ended up kicking the bucket.

I wanted to work as a window fitter. But the boss saw right through me when I went out the night before my first day at work and got smashed. The next morning my eyes were glazed over. I was framed and the curtain was drawn on my ambitions.

Was just having a few hottles of beer there and a game of pool. A new challenger arrived and we had the same conversation I’ve had a rake of time on my travels - where you’ve been, where you’re going. Turns out he’s off to Oz to work too. He asked me if I had a skill. I thought nunchucks and football but said accounting and he goes “do you miss the numbers?”. No says I and inquired what he does. He says: Oh I’m a network engineer but it only takes a few weeks to get disconnected. If you’ll pardon the pun says I. He chuckled. He hadn’t intended it at all.