Lance Armstrong

Horsebox · December 21, 2012, 1:27pm

Casablanca is a shit movie.

flattythehurdler · December 21, 2012, 6:51pm

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 152181”]
This is just sinking in for me. Fucking awesome stuff from Paul.

The man should be brought to the Aras and given whatever the national honour is. He’s a fucking hero. I remember reading Rough Ride almost 15 years ago and feeling the tone of sadness and defeat as he told of being ostracized, Marc Madiot (I think) dismissing him as just another guy who wasn’t very good. And now he’s taking on the cunts big time, with the backing of thousands and thousands of people. Fuck yeah.
[/quote]. This.

Fitzy · January 7, 2013, 9:34pm

Armstrong apparantly considering admitting everything so he can spin it his way.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/if-lance-armstrong-is-coming-clean–he-owes-hundreds-of-apologies-to-those-he-bullied-on-the-way-to-those-tour-de-france-titles-051119475.html

His_Holiness_Da_Dala · January 7, 2013, 9:41pm

Sweet jesus, does it really take that long for news to turn up on the shores of Oz? Are ye still using the mail boat?
This shit is so last fucking week.

myboyblue · January 7, 2013, 9:42pm

:lol:

Thrawneen · January 9, 2013, 4:00am

He’s going to be on Oprah next week. Seriously.

http://www.oprah.com/pressroom/Lance-Armstrong-on-Oprahs-Next-Chapter

balbec · January 9, 2013, 4:35am

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 152201”]He’s going to be on Oprah next week. Seriously.

http://www.oprah.com/pressroom/Lance-Armstrong-on-Oprahs-Next-Chapter[/quote]

As expected, still spinning.

Fitzy · January 9, 2013, 4:56am

I’d like to see someone like Bill O’Reilly get stuck into him. No doubt Oprah will ask the tough questions (“How are you feeling Lance?” “Why don’t people like you Lance”?) but this should be an hilarious exercise in self aggrandisement.

myboyblue · January 9, 2013, 8:17am

Surprised the Press Conference didn’t come first. Would expect some sort of statement prior to the interview. Presume its all recorded at this point anyway, so perhaps some sort of leakage prior to the broadcast will happen. Lance will be back, America love’s a comeback kid.

myboyblue · January 9, 2013, 9:20am

And the leaks begin

[b]SportsCenter[/b] ‏[s]@[/s][b]SportsCenter[/b]
Lance Armstrong has agreed to sit-down interview with Oprah Winfrey. He reportedly will address PED use. Show will air January 17.

carryharry · January 9, 2013, 9:24am

I wonder will she insert her finger in his hole while giving him a free ride on this 90 minute publicity stunt? :strokechin:

Big_Dan_Campbell · January 9, 2013, 9:27am

Looks as though TASE/The Cisco Kid has been vindicated again.

carryharry · January 9, 2013, 9:32am

When will TASE/Cisco Kid make his appearance on Oprah to explain the unexpected username change?

KinvarasPassion · January 9, 2013, 9:40am

Too many vested interests in Lance to allow him to retire in shame…

croppy_boy · January 9, 2013, 9:46am

Fully expect the Cancer Jesus to say that: he was a victim of the system, everybody else was doing it so it was a level playing field, I want to help young kids stay away from drugs use, the cancer made me do it.

At some point in the next few years he’ll discover religion and become a candidate for the Republican Party in Texas.

Sandymount_Red · January 9, 2013, 10:33am

He’ll stand on the couch, then jump up and down before finally declaring that he’s in love with Pat McQuaid.

The_Cisco_Kid · January 9, 2013, 10:36am

how many millions have you raised for charity lance
how many cancer sufferers have you helped lance

The_Cisco_Kid · January 9, 2013, 10:37am

yep

myboyblue · January 9, 2013, 10:47am

Lance is the American Dream.

croppy_boy · January 9, 2013, 10:53am

He could have done that without cheating given his profile as a survivor.