Late Late Show - The Misery Porn channel

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Touche

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Bruce is now reduced to one off gigs at rural GGA stadiums .

Garth Brooks can fill Croke Park five nights in a row & counting

Well, the same 80k roasters going five nights in a row

Bruce needs to sit down and have a long hard think about why his fan base deserted him and voted for trump. And after bruce taking the time to tell what to do!

:thinking: :thinking:

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They are doing the Mother and Baby Homes too

To cheer everyone up

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Tubbs is the man to fix this issue

My contact in the CIA tells me that a TV placed in a padded cell showing renuns of the Late Late has replaced waterboarding as a torture technique. Apparently this is still seen as a breach of the Geneva convention though. Something to do with Tubridys stupid fucking face been an affront to humanity.

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The LLS has replaced Metallica as the sound they pump into the cells in Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo. Those prisons are full of the haunting sounds of Tubridyā€™s monologue and screaming Muslim men.

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TV presenters Phillip Schofield and Cat Deeley, as well as Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick and singer Daniel Oā€™Donnel

I thought since Covid they were able to get famous people to dial in on Skype?

Donā€™t forget that Bernard Oā€™Shea is also on. Heā€™ll be regaling us about mid-life disruptions to his life. Heā€™s a fucking virus in itself, the antithesis of a funny man. Signing out.

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Sound man

He holds the record appearances doesnā€™t heā€¦

Heā€™s about as funny as penile cancer.

Penile cancer is pretty funny in fairness. Penis cancer. Cancer of the dick. My da had it once.

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Maybe I should have said - as funny as ā€˜havingā€™ it. I couldnt under any circumstance see my self bursting into laughter on hearing a Doctor announce ā€˜Feech Iā€™m afraid to say, you got dick cancer & chances are we will have to amputate a few inchesā€™

Youā€™d laugh and say youā€™ve plenty to spare