Well, the same 80k roasters going five nights in a row
Bruce needs to sit down and have a long hard think about why his fan base deserted him and voted for trump. And after bruce taking the time to tell what to do!
They are doing the Mother and Baby Homes too
To cheer everyone up
Tubbs is the man to fix this issue
My contact in the CIA tells me that a TV placed in a padded cell showing renuns of the Late Late has replaced waterboarding as a torture technique. Apparently this is still seen as a breach of the Geneva convention though. Something to do with Tubridys stupid fucking face been an affront to humanity.
The LLS has replaced Metallica as the sound they pump into the cells in Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo. Those prisons are full of the haunting sounds of Tubridyās monologue and screaming Muslim men.
TV presenters Phillip Schofield and Cat Deeley, as well as Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick and singer Daniel OāDonnel
I thought since Covid they were able to get famous people to dial in on Skype?
Donāt forget that Bernard OāShea is also on. Heāll be regaling us about mid-life disruptions to his life. Heās a fucking virus in itself, the antithesis of a funny man. Signing out.
Sound man
He holds the record appearances doesnāt heā¦
Heās about as funny as penile cancer.
Penile cancer is pretty funny in fairness. Penis cancer. Cancer of the dick. My da had it once.
Maybe I should have said - as funny as āhavingā it. I couldnt under any circumstance see my self bursting into laughter on hearing a Doctor announce āFeech Iām afraid to say, you got dick cancer & chances are we will have to amputate a few inchesā
Youād laugh and say youāve plenty to spare
This whole thing could go full circle⦠God forbid. Where Iād end up on the Late Late show being interviewed by Tubbs pouring my heart out to the nation describing my life post amputation. My struggle with the phantom hard ons & my stump of a mickey⦠At least Tubbs could really empathise & identify with me on the latter.
Most people must just be watching this now to post online about how shit it is.
Dont watch it lads if ye hate it so much.