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Does anybody want to explain the Mary Robinson story in a few sentences?

Sounds like the bigwig gravy train has come to an enexpected stop for Mrs Robinson and shes thick as fuck

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She’s from Mayo
The end

  • Mary went on a junket
  • Mary got swindled
  • Mary fucked up

I’d say she was taking serious wedge on the QT from all sorts.

Mary’s damage limitation team won’t like this

Mary was flying all over the world, flogging her Climate Justice book, and meeting with Humanitarian Friends in fancy palaces.

She had a very boring lunch with Queen Latifah’s daughter, who had no idea who Mary was, and nothing was said except that the Princess found it difficult to get Vegan food in Dubai.

Now Mary is saying that Queen Latifah pulled a fast one, by getting Mary to attend.

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A wealthy friend of Mary’s who was big into horses knew she could pull the wool over Mary’s eyes and paid for her to come to Dubai and made a patsy of her to cover up for a kidnapping. Mary got quite cross about it when she realised she was duped when flying between climate justice conferences.

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A real Hilary Clinton sort

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John Kerry, Mary Robinson and Hillary Clinton.

She should call Tony Blair for some advice

I might have missed it there but did Mary say she had written a book on climate justice?

Champagne socialists are great

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The child stars of this years Toy Show (a warm and unCovid-y piece)
Una Healy
Dermot O’Leary
British Army recruiting sergeant Laura Whitmore
Zoe Holohan (whose husband was killed and n a wild fire in Greece)

That’s our lot tomorrow night.

Una Healy married Tan rubby player.
O’Leary is a fully paid up poppy wearing Tan
Whitmore, Tan by name Tan by nature.

The only patriots are the kids from the Toy Show…

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I thought Una redeemed herself by dating Breenie.

I’d be suspicious enough it was just an attempt to re-green herself in the eyes of the public. Let’s see how the interview goes I suppose .

Una is a national treasure.