Cool Britannia ended up bombing Iraq
But please donât put your life in the hands
Of a rock and roll band
Whoâll throw it all away
Sheâs got a sister
And God only knows how Iâve missed her
And on the palm of her hand is a blister
A small price to pay for ridding the UK of Majorâs sleazy government.
David Mellor banging Antonia De Sancha in his Chelsea jersey FFS
Itâs easy knowing the lads that were still walking around with their Nirvana and Pearl Jam t-shirts when oasis landed in 94.
Jim Kerrâs leftovers
Only a Simple Mind would say that
I wonder if Patsy Kensit ever snorted cocaine?
How has Noel not won the Nobel prize for Literature yet? I just donât understand it
Sheâs got a brother
We donât get on with one another
But I quite fancy her mother
And I think that she likes me
One day youâll realise.
You donât read music.
You feel it.
One Saturday night years ago, there was a film with Liz Hurley in it which came on after Match Of The Day. Early in the film Hurleyâs character, who was a posh English socialite, retreats to a toilet cubicle and aggressively snorts a rather liberal amount of cocaine. I found the scene quite arousing.
She was the squeeze of geezer actor Jamie foreman for a while, son of London gangster Freddie foreman. She was prob shifting boxes of it.
The Cranberries were much bigger⌠The Cranberries did what Oasis couldnât, broke America.
And it killed them.
Oasis? I think the two brothers not getting along killed them rather than failing to break America⌠But you could be right.
Youâre cute
Sharon Stone, Rachael Blackmore, Jimmy McGuinness and load of fellas Iâve never heard of talking about mental health.
Tubs must be due for his well deserved summer break soon.
Any month now.