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What did you tell them?

What classes as a reasonable excuse at the first check?

Having meetings in Spain.

Had lined up real estate viewings with printed off communication showing houses, discussions with estate agent. Two boys couldn’t give a fuck. Waving me through before even mention of having the docs.

Property viewings cancelled then as didn’t want to waste some poor Pablo chaps time any further

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Have you a vaccine got already or have you to get an antigen test for over?

In the event I’m accused of spoofing just to seek internet likes

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I was going to ask are you having your breakfast by the pool?

Prime Time will have someone following you over there and report that instead of meeting Pablo you’re eating egg and chips with no shirt on. You’ll be pelted with rotten fruit upon your return and @Batigol will haul you off to the gulag.

PCR tests. One got on Wednesday leopardstown. Results thursday night.

Another one before leaving here ahead of coming back in

No vaccine

My sun-drenched body will bask in the pelted food and Prime Times fury shall be my nectar.

Handy enough so

Not an ounce of issue at any stage. Staff in airport looked delighted to see uptick

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Back in the cot belly full. Give the pool another hour or so to warm up. I’m a creature of comfort

Were you travelling alone or with family? We might reuse that excuse ourselves.

He was actually beyond pathetic. A useless, unfunny wanker.
I’m loosely assuming he spends time masquerading as a ā€œcomedianā€ in the way that Jason Byrne tries. Both gimps.

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A reconnaissance mission with just myself and the bird ahead of travelling with kids during the summer. we’re buying in anticipation of another lockdown this winter Officer, entirely essential for the mental health and overall well being of my family.

Or something to that effect

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Who was it?

I believe Seth Rogan was on last night. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen anything he was in but he’s a big name

He’s played some funny characters anyway. Superbad pineapple express knocked up the interviewer in step brothers. Might be dry in real life. Wouldn’t have thought he’d be a zany Jason Byrne type though.

I had to switch the cunt off I couldn’t listen to him

Rogan has cut James Franco loose, and has stuck a boot in too. Nasty business this METOO crack