How the fuck could you carry €300 worth of clothes from Penny’s? There’s t-shirts in there going for €2 FFS. You couldn’t physically hold that amount of clothes. I think I can guess where this robbery went wrong.
Cash trying to run down the street, pursued by some Nigerian guard, clothes stacked up so high in her arms that she can’t see where she’s going, a trail of nickers and pajamas on the street behind her, her screaming dogs abuse at the poor Nigerian.
Tank
You should be writing contemporary “post crash” comedy .
Should be a cracker tonight live from studio 1 at the BBC headquarters in London. Tubbers has been presenting the morning show from London the last few days. Some great fawning interviews. Tonight should be a feast, lots of interviews with paddies who have made a success of themselves
Enjoy the experience, pal. 
Are you on it mate? You’re a real success story.
I’m on holidays in oireland at the moment
In the holiday home in Donegal?
You’re on holidays here - in Eire - tell me you’re joking. Is it some form of community service you’ve been sentenced to because I erroneously thought you couldn’t understand how we even existed at all.
You’re on holidays here…Fuck off with that joke.
Is Fintan getting bullied in Flannan’s or something else wrong…
Fintan is undergoing gender reassignment surgery at the moment.
I’m an Irish patriot, the likes of me kept this country going in the hard times, sending back hundreds of thousands, only to be laughed at by layabouts on the dole at home
lovely twee ad there, Tubbers driving a London Black cab and picking up the production team
My satellite dish has been disturbed by the storm and I can’t get RTÉ. I won’t be able to watch the late late.
do you not have the internet?
No mate.
feck it anyway, tonight will be a good one
Guest lineup sounds pretty shit.
first time in 40 years
wow, what a setting
the crowd of ex pats going wild, some atmosphere
welcome to London, where we call it home! what a speech