Lessons for life from self appointed self help gurus

Frogs are fantastic creatures - we can learn a lot from them @Tassotti @KinvarasPassion @Tim_Riggins

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Here’s another example @Bandage

Two frogs fell into a can of cream
Or so I’ve heard it told
The sides of the can were shiny and steep,
The cream was deep and cold.

“O what’s the use,” croaked Number One,
‘Tis fate; no help around.
Goodbye my friends, Goodbye sad world!”
And weeping still he drowned.

But Number Two, of sterner stuff
Dog paddled in surprise
The while he wiped his creamy face
And dried his creamy eyes.

“I’ll swim awhile, at least,” he said—
Or so I’ve heard he said;
“It really wouldn’t help the world
If one more frog were dead.”

An hour or two he kicked and swam,
Not once he stopped to mutter,
But kicked and kicked and swam and kicked,
Then hopped out, via butter!

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That’s brilliant bandage

Like Andrex toilet paper

And Fairy Liquid.

@Brimmer_Bradley

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@HBV:

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@ironmoth

Plan in decades. Think in years. Work in months. Live in days.

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Survive in seconds

Party in hours. Ride in minutes. Escape in seconds.

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If you truly want to do something, you’ll find a way. If not you’ll find an excuse

@Bandage

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@Bandage @KinvarasPassion

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On that note:

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@Bandage
@Brimmer_Bradley
@anon98850436
@ChocolateMice

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@Tassotti @KinvarasPassion @Bandage @ChocolateMice

#THE BASIS OF YOUR LIFE IS FREEDOM; THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE IS JOY.

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Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld, so I can sigh eternally.

Find a kinder tide @HBV.

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+1. I’ve asked @HBV to stop bullying the hapless @glasagusban to no avail. I wish he’d find a kinder tide.