Lessons for life from self appointed self help gurus

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Oh ok, i thought that event would be right down your alley as a fake vacuous brown noser, maybe you couldn’t get tickets

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Woah woah woah…I’m not fake.

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Looks like the Pendulum summit was a big success again this year. Fair play to Frankie for keeping going in the face of adversity.

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When BOI’s henchmen came for him and when RTÉ stopped allowing him shill for his Munster clients on Against the Head, he didn’t buckle. He took a puff of his inhaler and redoubled his efforts. He is what this thread is all about.

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He got knocked down and he got up again.

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Consistency of brand message.

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@caoimhaoin @ChocolateMice

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Christ

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cc @Tassotti @KinvarasPassion @Bandage

  1. I am love.

  2. I am joy.

  3. I am peace.

  4. I am mercy.

  5. I am sound (sound mind).

  6. I am clear.

  7. I am open (open minded and nonjudgmental).

  8. I am hope.

  9. I am laughter.

  10. I am abundance.

  11. I am wealth.

  12. I am wholeness

  13. I am complete

14, I am mother

15, I am friendship

  1. I am investment (I used to say employment but I realized I don’t want to work for my money I want my money to work for me).

  2. I am organization

  3. I am health

  4. I am energy

  5. I am goodness

  6. I am forgiveness.

  7. I am attraction.

  8. I am beauty.

  9. I am righteous.

  10. I am spirit.

  11. I am truth.

  12. I am light.

  13. I am kindness.

  14. I am fitness.

  15. I am wisdom.

  16. I am knowledge.

  17. I am intelligence.

  18. I am daughter.

  19. I am grace.

  20. I am nutrition.

  21. I am care.

  22. I am positive.

  23. I am present.

  24. I am position (I am positioned for greatness).

  25. I am awareness.

  26. I am loyalty.

  27. I am dedication.

  28. I am faith.

  29. I am trust.

  30. I am compassion.

  31. I am responsibility.

  32. I am understanding.

  33. I am reason.

  34. I am delight.

  35. I am pleasure.

  36. I am honesty.

  37. I am authentic.

  38. I am genuine.

  39. I am neighbor.

  40. I am security.

  41. I am prosperity.

  42. I am comfort.

  43. I am positive.

  44. I am honor.

  45. I am loyalty.

  46. I am genuine.

  47. I am authentic.

  48. I am faith.

  49. I am enlightenment.

  50. I am thanksgiving.

  51. I am gratitude.

  52. I am magnificence.

  53. I am strength.

  54. I am awake.

  55. I am brave.

  56. I am steadfast.

  57. I am family.

  58. I am complete.

  59. I am certain.

  60. I am celebration.

  61. I am blessing.

  62. I am enjoyment.

  63. I am wonderful.

  64. I am intelligence.

  65. I am power.

  66. I am pure.

  67. I am meek.

  68. I am relaxation.

  69. I am acceptance.

  70. I am fullness.

  71. I am patience.

  72. I am helper.

  73. I am teacher.

  74. I am student.

  75. I am fun.

  76. I am success.

  77. I am courage.

  78. I am brave.

  79. I am provision.

  80. I am charity.

  81. I am benevolence.

  82. I am creativity.

  83. I am life.

  84. I am competence.

  85. I am harmony.

  86. I am grace.

  87. I am passion.

  88. I am determination.

  89. I am desire.

  90. I am life.

  91. I am appreciation.

  92. I am honesty.

  93. I am freedom.

  94. I am respect.

  95. I am truth.

  96. I am worth.

  97. I am value.

  98. I am hospitality.

  99. I am giving.

  100. I am clean.

  101. I am praise.

  102. I am noble.

  103. I am just.

  104. I am attraction.

  105. I am balance.

  106. I am fairness.

  107. I am wonder.

  108. I am discernment.

  109. I am intuition.

  110. I am tranquility.

  111. I am serenity.

  112. I am fitness.

  113. I am rest.

  114. I am adoration.

  115. I am discernment.

  116. I am integrity.

  117. I am balance.

  118. I am focus.

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There’s some repetition in there, mate.

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Yes, mate — You need to repeat affirmations over and over until it they become your out look.

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I read through them expecting to see something like “I am a cunt” in the middle of it :joy:

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You are a gowl.

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Affirmations dont work when you are projecting to others, mate … You need to change that to I am…

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:joy:.

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Cigarettes ?