Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

No man is bigger than a sporting event, itā€™s an ego trip to think do

The dulcet tones of Peter Alliss describing the action at Royal Portrush. The Great Man part of a very select club, one of the few living people to have played four rounds of the Open at Royal Portrush. What knowledge and insight.

Youā€™d almost feel sorry for Rory at this stage, the weight of expectations crushing him.

Heā€™s an Andy Roddick/Lleyton Hewitt figure. He canā€™t keep pace with the young turks.

By Jove

The general consensus has always been that Shane Lowry (If he could stay away from the beer and the trough) was always better than him.

Well thatā€™s nonsense.

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He was a young turk though and has regressed badly, heā€™s still only one of four players to win 3 majors before age 25. He shot an opening round 68 at Carnoustie when he was 18, today he was 10 shots worse. Itā€™s a spectacular collapse.

Absolute rubbish, Lowry has won fuck all.

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Rory and Brooks Koepka are the most successful players this decade with four majors apiece.

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Absolute horseshit

Sorry @iron_mike

:man_shrugging:

Yeah, Iā€™ve heard the same.

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Thats not fair either. He won the Bridgestone and was runner up in US open and has a top 10 in 3 of the majors. Hes no superstar but hes hardly a plugger

Exactly, heā€™s won fuck all.

He won the Irish open.

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And the Bridgestone. And three other professional touenaments. So not fuck all if you want to be pedantic about it

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Heā€™s renowned for having one of the best short games in the World. There were huge things expected of him

Is there a full moon tonight or something. Lot of lads very edgy in a few threads.

fucks with their menstrual cycle

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