Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

From malin head to mizen head, it’s called soccer, with the exception of protestant and Italian communities.

And Dubs

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I’m Italian. Why are you Irish so precious, you threw a hissy fit at John Cleese recently.

Certainly not in Donegal, it’s football mad.

as an immigrant you should respect the culture of the country that took you in and gave you a chance in life.

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I didn’t realise being permanently offended was a culture. You’re nearly as bad as the orange lads up north.

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who’s offended? Merely teaching a poor migrant what’s what in this country.

Only west brits call soccer football. But our learned friend is italian so gets a pass

I find myself nodding with agreement here

Shtand back ye cunts. I’m the only cunt qualified to comment on this thread.

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You’re offended.

Congrats Padre.

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He doesn’t. He’s forever bad mouthing the United Kingdom. Ungrateful whelp.

You call a game with 95% fist passing football?

Should be called fisting

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Too late for Rory. The natural ability has been coached out of him and it ain’t coming back.

He has stuck with his first coach by and large, Michael Bannon. He doesn’t seem to want to go back and break everything down with a new coach from what I can tell.

He had a bad round lads. Golf is difficult. Two bad holes screwed him.

He’s won a big competition only a while back.

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I didn’t know that. His head is gone so. I haven’t played golf in over a year. If I went out tomorrow and got a quadruple bogey on the first I’d come in out of it.

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It’s all very well being a professional golfer, a multimillionaire, a hit with leggy professional blonde tennis players, a friend and doppelganger of Gary lightbody etc, but once a taig from the wee six calls it county Londonderry he’s finished.

#outofbounds

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It just goes to show that no matter how good you are when you become a global superstar, having the best ability in the world won’t help you deal with all the trappings that the huge wealth and stardom brings. You need to be a special kind of animal for that. Woods was the typical example in his prime, couldn’t be touched for ability, his personality didn’t allow for pressure or expectation to affect his performance but it turned out he had a chink in his armour that nobody knew about. Pyscologically he was untouchable and his presence alone won him many of his tournaments