Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

[Watchyourtoes]

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Yep. I don’t think he will win one, for what it’s worth, but I’d hope he proves me wrong.

[HBV]

you are absolutely spot on here. i made a deal and shook hands with a man in 2007 that changed my life and my families life in ways that i could never have imagined.
it was actually the evening that padraig harrington won his first major and as we shook hands beside the 18th green at lahinch on a deal where he would invest in me we could hear the crowd in the club house celebrating padraigs win.
its a seminal moment in my life and a moment ill never forget.

[Gman]

Big support for Rory around the greens yesterday? Did you hit a good round?

[Tassotti]

Rory is a peacemaker, he has made a huge contribution to cross community relations in Northern Ireland.

[mikehunt]

I hope you didn’t do too much damage to the greens with your GAA boots.

[Juhniallio]

I’ve a mate who runs a transport company and is doing some work at the golf this week. Lowry’s routine and attention to detail is so strong that he has a driver doing runs twice a day to the 26 counties to fetch his supermacs.

[cowpat]

There’s due to be a big orange march tomorrow or sunday. Will Rory be the guest of honour? Or Lowry if he wins! It would be a delight to see Lowry win the “open” on home turf!

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Poor prep. There’s a Supermacs in Belfast

[Tassotti]

he made that up

[HBV]

the lad has had 2 or 3 girlfriends in his life, i dont think its very appropriate for a fella with a track record as poor as yours when it comes to young ladies to be so judgmental

Affairs

[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 796058, member: 24”]If anyone else had claimed he banged 200 women I would be thinking jackanory. But it’s ChocolateMice[/quote] My good friend Phil Leotardo[/USER] will attest to my headonistic past, my friend. I’d say the figure is closer to 300 if I’m honest. There were nights where I went from one bed to another without cleaning my Mickey. There were 18 year olds when I was 28. There were weekends when there was one friday, one saturday and one sunday. There …

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Great thread bump I had completely forgot entirely about the time @anon61878697 pumped Porterhead’s daughter.

An animal

[artfoley]

@HBV

the lad has had 2 or 3 girlfriends in his life, i dont think its very appropriate for a fella with a track record as poor as yours when it comes to young ladies to be so judgmental

Affairs

oooofffttt!

[gilgamboa]

@HBV

the lad has had 2 or 3 girlfriends in his life, i dont think its very appropriate for a fella with a track record as poor as yours when it comes to young ladies to be so judgmental

Dear Jesus you lined him up there, targeted the point between the eyes and took the top of his head clane off

[anon61878697]

I’ve only had 4 girlfriends mate … but my oh my … you’ve actually gone and went looking for posts years old here - it’s almost like you took the misogyny post personal or something that you’ve gone to so much effort … rent free as the man says.

[HBV]

it really is time for a rebrand kid. your trail of horsehit is catching up on you once more.

[artfoley]

@HBV

it really is time for a rebrand kid. your trail of horsehit is catching up on you once more.

i think hes used up all his rebrands at this stage, unless rocko gives him one more chance, maybe this time he can call himself mr sullivan

[anon61878697]

Go back there and dig out a few more posts from 6 years ago pal

It’s too easy at times.

[Tassotti]

He was waiting for the right moment. Fuck me, someone pick poor choco up off the floor

[mikehunt]

You’re some man for the emojis.