Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

Could be time to lock this thread, this cunt is finished. A fluke and nothing more.

He must be the most hateful prick playing any hobby in the world.

Nah mate, there’s far more hateful pricks partaking in this hobby all over our lovely island every weekend. They’re just so shit that the media don’t care about them. This cunt is their representative.

Indeed

6 over par 78 at the Memorial tournament in Ohio today and it looks like yet another missed cut coming up for McIlpube. :pint:

The Brits will start calling him Irish soon.

A modern version of Eddie Irvine

One of Ireland’s most decorated Olympians has urged Rory McIlroy to forget about playing under the Tricolour at Rio 2016, telling him “We don’t want you”.

Two time bronze medallist boxer Paddy Barnes is dismayed by McIlroy’s inability to make up his mind whether to play for Ireland or Great Britain.

"I think it should be quite an easy decision for Ireland just to say "You’re not playing for us, that’s it. He shouldn’t be allowed to play for Ireland. He has his own decision to make but he shouldn’t, because if you’re not sure you want to play for Ireland, we don’t want you. Boxing, golf and rugby are all run by the one body and Rory’s in that category so he should be made to play for Ireland or nobody.

“But if he’s humming and hawing, we don’t want him. He’s no loss to us. But I don’t want him playing for Ireland because he can’t decide” said Barnes, who defends his European title next week.

Wozniacki looks like she could win a Major before McIlroy does again. And she’s hopeless.

Someone bump the alright sort thread and add Paddy to it, ASAP.

Here we go again folks

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What a shit putt

I love this thread :clap: :smiley:

Hit the ball in the water there. Then broke his club in a fit of pique

According to Twitter the pubey headed cunt has had a fit and made shit of one of his clubs :o

He’s finished :smiley:

This thread barely warrants bumping any more. The pube-headed cunt is shit and we can take him not being in contention for granted at this stage.

He wont be in contention anymore, but if for no other reason I think this thread will be useful to log his fall from grace and his descent into irrelevance.

Nike must be regretting that contract now.

I dunno, he just turned his Club into a swoosh, that’s gotta impress them