Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

I know Iā€™m going back a long way in the thread but no surprise to see a Kilkenny man standing up for a brit.

Iā€™m hugely confused Ted.

Imagine how Santander must feel? Those ads with the cunt in them are still showing. They may as well have gotten some lad from the local pitch and putt club. Heā€™d have been a better ā€œactorā€ and all.

They might have lured some sucker in with their deal of a lower interest rate on loans (i think) if the cunt won a major. Outstanding marketing there.

Santander have Jessica Ennisā€™ hole to cheer them up.

Jessica Ennis can mount my podium anytime she likes. Lovely bit of stuff, so she is.

Iā€™d imagine Button tried it on with her on set and that boring, curly-haired dickhead cock-blocked him. He seems the sort.

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The pubehead prick got his excuses in early this morning, saying heā€™s ruling himself out of contention due to hay fever. He is now 2 over after 3 holes.

Heard him on the radio this morning saying how he is desperate to do well in his ā€œhome tournament.ā€ :stuck_out_tongue:

The sheer brass neck of him. He doesnā€™t even want to play for us in the Olympics!

Hon the Biffo :clap:

Coppers will be bouncing Sunday night if the big man brings it home :pint:

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Hay fever is an unfortunate condition for a golfer.

Looks like he will miss the cut

Another missed cut.

Bumped for the british Open which starts tomorrow

Signing inā€¦Id say his great Uncle Joe would sign in the way that little cunt has turned outā€¦

The prick made toe the company line by NIKE today on Rooney, what a simple cunt.

Signing in.

McIlroy makes his first error of the day. Missing a two footer for par on 4, and is now +1 :clap:

ebeenezer is barred from his local GGA club for calling mcilroy a soup taker

Dancing baby didnt back him up

says it all about the GGA & DB

And the meltdown begins

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