[SIZE=6]I am happy being golfâs Cristiano Ronaldo, says Rory McIlroy[/SIZE]
What the fuck!
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[SIZE=5]Not quite Jesus on a piece of toast, but this image of Rory McIlroy on a Danish pastry has caused one golfing fanatic to stick a âŹ1,200 bet on the Northern Irishman to win the Masters, which started earlier today.[/SIZE]
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Rob Price rushed to the betting shop after seeing the face of the world No 9 in his snack, a speciality of the nation of McIlroyâs fiancĂŠ Caroline Wozniacki, and instead of taking a bite, put âŹ1,200 on the golfer to win the Augusta event.
âI couldnât believe it when I picked up my Danish from the local bakery in Andover only to see what looked like Rory McIlroyâs face burnt into the top of it,â the 27-year-old college lecturer revealed.
"I was going to put some money on Rory to win the Masters this year anyway, but Iâm pretty superstitious so when this happened instead of putting âŹ120 down, I decided to go big and put âŹ1,200 on.
âItâs got to be a sign â Roryâs face on a piece of food from his girlfriendâs home country. My mates have had a giggle and think Iâm mad, but if I pocket âŹ14,400, Iâll be the one laughing.â
Betfairâs Barry Orr said: "Itâs an odd way of choosing your bet, but itâs not the worst bet in the world.
âWith Tiger dropping out of the Masters and the rest of the Tour having had a pretty mixed season, Roryâs our joint favourite at 11/1 and heâs certainly in with a good chance.â
Bit unfair on the Danish pastry.
McElroy is toying with the courseâŚheâs gearing up to cut loose on Saturday and sundayâŚthat lad above is in for a serious windfallâŚ
I hope the only thing he tears is the leg of his trousers going in and out of bushes after a Nike golf ball. Scott and Bubba will be in the mix and I wouldnât be surprised if an outsider perhaps Leishman goes and wins it.
Double bogey there for him. 
Our hero takes a break from the golf to briefly indulge his love of gardening.
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Will I go with the rake or the hoe here caddy?
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I believe he played that with the pruning shears.
Did the cunt get up and down for a par on that hole?
Another bogey. On the cut line now.
He did in his fuck the dirty wanker. My money is gone now, i hope the cunt misses the cut to fuck. :mad:
Youâre worse for putting money on the little cunt
Yeah, but i was in dread of not backing the cunt cos he was a cert to win if i hadnât. In other words, i just took one for the team.
He has barely won a tournament since he signed up with Nike and dumped his old management.
I think he could still win it
He wins the Horrible Cunt of the Day Award in my book anyway.
Pubezilla makes the cut.
:rolleyes:
Excellent, 2 more days of watching the cunt drown in his overinflated sense of worth. 2 more days of cunts and weirdos like Locke having to try stand up for him.