Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

You’re a vindictive troll mbb. He’s a young lad who happens to be good at golf. The world of advertisement and expectation are on his shoulders, the pressure he must feel is incredible I would think, would you not? On top of that the mangled intertwined insidious world of politics breathing down his neck adding more pressure on his shoulders. I see a young man trying his best. Talentless keyboard warriors having a go here need to wise up and give him a bit of credit and respect.

I will cut you.

I bet you say that to all the girls

Is Peter a girl?

As he is in last place, Pubezilla is first out on the course today and is going around with a marker, who also gets to play the round. The marker is a local guy called Jeff Knox who is a +3 handicapper.

Well guess what, Knoxy is four shots ahead of Pubehead after 13 holes.

I am a man admittedly sometimes a very immature man. That thread I started this morning has me really very embarrassed. I’m going to stop posting here. I insult people without thinking of the consequences and then get awful guilt pangs thinking that my words may have really hurt someone. God I wish I could talk openly I mean truly openly here but it could never be. Believe me but I actually am sorry for being a cunt.

Please don’t respond to this post to be dragging me back posting again. I want to leave it at that. Best of luck to you all.

Hows Rory doing today @Peter G ?

[QUOTE=“Peter G, post: 930425, member: 1758”]I am a man admittedly sometimes a very immature man. That thread I started this morning has me really very embarrassed. I’m going to stop posting here. I insult people without thinking of the consequences and then get awful guilt pangs thinking that my words may have really hurt someone. God I wish I could talk openly I mean truly openly here but it could never be. Believe me but I actually am sorry for being a cunt.

Please don’t respond to this post to be dragging me back posting again. I want to leave it at that. Best of luck to you all.[/QUOTE]

Nobody was insulted by your post mate, you do need to up your game though. You’ll be eaten alive by the big dogs like @Horsebox[/USER] and [USER=1796]@Mark Renton if your not careful

I’m trying to guide Peter through the muddy waters of a TFK baptism, bro. I am here for him should he need me. God knows the first few hundred posts on here can be tough for some.

Rory got beaten by his marker today.

That must be very embarrassing.

I see he has dumped the tennis player…for real this time

http://www.newstalk.ie/Rory-McIlroy-ends-engagement-to-Caroline-Wozniacki

What a cuntish thing to do.

Straight after the wedding invites were sent out :eek::smiley:

Tough on the guests, to RSVP or not. It’d be cruel to do it but rude not to. Sophie’s choice.

Some prick all the same.

[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 947221, member: 180”]Tough on the guests, to RSVP or not. It’d be cruel to do it but rude not to. Sophie’s choice.

Some prick all the same.[/QUOTE]

He should have just done what @Mac did and go ahead with it anyways

My two and a half year old nephew was messing about with kid’s golf clubs a couple of weeks back.

I asked him who plays golf - expecting him to say his Grandad who plays it regularly.

He replied ‘Rory McIlroy’ clearly and distinctly.

I was horrified. I debated trying to teach him Rory McIlpube but thought that may be a bit inappropriate at his age.

Surely you means mrs @Mac

The irony (maybe hypocrisy?) of this is fucking brilliant:

Q. Were you tempted to pull out at any stage because of this, because it can’t be easy with so much turmoil going on even though you’ve perhaps become almost used to it over the last 18 months, haven’t you?

RORY McILROY:

No, I just I made a commitment to be here. It’s the your European Tour’s Flagship event. I’m very proud to be part of The European Tour. The European Tour have been very good to me over the last number of years, and I thought it was my duty to come back and play in this event. You know, once I gave my word that I would, I wasn’t going to go back on it.

Kerins and Shatter have some serious competition for COTY. Looking like the most hotly contested year yet.

McIlroy doesn’t qualify for the COTY.