Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

Sport
961

Golf isnt a sport. Painting could easily replace it at the olympics.

962

they couldnā€™t give a fiddlers, it will be a novelty for a few games but by 2024 you wont have any of the worlds top 50 going near it

963

there are probably 20 events at the olympics that arenā€™t sports and arenā€™t even mainstream pastimes, all the horsey activity things, archery, shooting, canoeing, grappling, fencing etc etc etc.

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964

It might be just a case that Rory didnā€™t fancy that insufferable Coach Paul McGinley bending his ear for a week or two.

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965

Or internetting

966

Jack B Yeats won an Olympic medal for painting.

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967

Natalya thinks a doctor will stop her getting bitten by a mosquito.
She wonā€™t be managing a fortune 500 when she gets back.

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968

Its a hardly a funding issue with Rory? I know of a good backgammon player with a philanthropic streak who would probably stump up if he was badly stuck.

969

Whatever happened to ā€œfaster higher strongerā€?

970

Youā€™d almost think thats why I mentioned painting Fagan.

971

Dead right, no sense adding another to it.

972

The Olympics :joy::joy:

Hahaha ffs youā€™ve the likes of myboyblue creaming himself because Rorys not goingā€¦

Anyone that knows anything about golf knew he wasnā€™t going a long time agoā€¦

For someone ye hate so much ye give him a lot of topic timeā€¦

Fucking muldoonsā€¦

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973

Heā€™s mugged you off pal. Mugged you off good and proper. We tried to warn you. We tried to tell you. But you wouldnt listen.

We won pal. We won. And thats all that matters.

974

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

975

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976

Paul McGinley only found out last night, mate.

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977

Heā€™s another muldoon :wink:

978

To be fair hes right @bandage. The pube headed cunt has been trying to gnaw his arm off to get out of this and not have to stand for the tricolor, for a few years now. Thank his god for Zika or whoever she is.

979

McIlroy joins Louis Oosthuizen, Charl Schwartzel, Adam Scott and Vijay Singh in saying theyā€™re not going to Rio. Day and Spieth have both expressed enthusiasm about the idea, but Iā€™d expect a good few of the top 50 to pull out now.
McIlroy was always lukewarm about playing, the zika thing is just a timely excuse. One tour official put it like this ā€œThere are mosquitoes carrying Zika in Florida and Texas, but I donā€™t hear any talk of boycotting the Players or Colonial.ā€

980

Are you suggesting heā€™s using Zika as an excuse not to go?