Let's All Laugh At Sevco Thread

[flattythehurdler]

The Huns think they have a supreme architect given right to win every game. He’ll need to win from the off. They’ve set against him already. They reckon he’s a yes man with no integrity. Main issue seems to be getting vaguely resembles Russell Martin. Lawell will appoint him once he’s been fired out of rangers for not wearing brogues on holidays.

[cowpat]

10 German bombers

[Bandage]

This Rohl lad pandering to the huns to get them onside.

Over to speak to the supporters in the away end after the 3-0 loss in Norway earlier & he approached fans again in the airport afterwards to further apologise.

Unlike Russell Martin’s shabby hoodie, Rohl publicly announced beforehand he would be wearing brown shoes & a suit to honour the club’s traditions.

[Watchyourtoes]

This fella won’t see Christmas, wee Bazza will be in before the last of the poppy’s disappear.

[BruidheanChaorthainn]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

Re:Let's All Laugh At Rangers Thread

sledgehammer or is it soulrebel perhaps?whoever is the chelsea fan

Join Date: 09-08-2006
Posts: 1,093
Default Wee story from Benidorm that sums up being a Bear
Mrs Colin Stein, me and my youngest are currently enjoying a wee week in Benidorm. Before we came she bought us both a Union Flag beach towel. Each night they fly proudly from our balcony separated by the bairns Rangers towel. I watch some of the locals walk by, stop and stare at the display and then discuss it, no doubt recalling that momentous night in Barcelona in 72 or the up and coming return visit by the Bears.

Anyway at the poolside yesterday I was approached by a cockney guy, who explained he was a Chelsea supporting serving soldier (and Bear friendly) and asked if the flag display was mine. I said yes, and he said he didnt want to sound cheeky but that the towels were sometimes flying upside down. I thought he was being petty, but he explained he expected more from the Quintessential British Club and that it was that attention to fine detail that made us different from all the rest. I was impressed that he was aware of the Quintessential mantle and I promised to make sure that the flags flew properly in future. Well the wife actually becasue shes in charge of that sort of thing.

Last night as I sat in my balcony I watched my new Chelsea mate and his family return from the town. He stopped outside my balcony, proudly saluted the towels and then carried on to his apartment.

[Jake_Stevens]

Fuck sake…

Lucky to win 2.1….get by with a little help from their friends

Lint (@Zeshankenzo) on X

[ChairmanDan]

4 league wins from 4 under the new manager. The Teddy Bears are purring. I wouldn’t be surprised if they won the league.

[Juhniallio]

That is absolutely outrageous…

[Special_Olympiakos]

A night of the long knives at Greyskull. Thelwell and Stewart the 2 most senior club officials sacked

[Cheasty]

In all fairness you can’t be having people with first names like Patrick and Kevin in charge at Glasgow Rangers Football Club.

Hopefully they’ll be replaced by men with proper Presbyterian Christian names likes Alexander, Samuel, William or Malcolm.

Rangers sack chief executive Patrick Stewart and sporting director Kevin...

[StoneCold]

You can’t be having a guy called Stewart running things at Ibrox, given William of Orange defeated James of the House of Stuart/Stewart at the Battle of the Boyne.

[Cheasty]

@StoneCold

You can’t be having a guy called Stewart running things at Ibrox, given William of Orange defeated James of the House of Stuart/Stewart at the Battle of the Boyne.

There were similar concerns when Stuart McCall signed for Rangers.

Patrick Stewart wasn’t up to the job, the club was being run by a spacer, he could have done something mad like appointing Spock.

Rangers is supposed to be about Protestant Free Enterprise, it isn’t supposed to be the Starship Enterprise.

[flattythehurdler]

“Starting line-up turned out as bad as it looked. Not one single individual battle won all game. Rohl’s honeymoon is over and a point was more than we deserved. Any slight hopes we had of a league challenge died today against a 37 year old, a 38 year old, a Port Vale loanee and a wee guy from Cumbernauld Colts. Club’s a shambles top to bottom”.

This lad should be invited on board.

[Cheasty]

The 0-0 scoreline is so appropriate as that was Charlie Kirk’s pulse on arrival at the hospital.

[flattythehurdler]

In fairness some of the huns reckon they should be banned for embarrassing the club.

[Cheasty]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

Default Wee story from Benidorm that sums up being a Bear
Mrs Colin Stein, me and my youngest are currently enjoying a wee week in Benidorm. Before we came she bought us both a Union Flag beach towel. Each night they fly proudly from our balcony separated by the bairns Rangers towel. I watch some of the locals walk by, stop and stare at the display and then discuss it, no doubt recalling that momentous night in Barcelona in 72 or the up and coming return visit by the Bears.

Anyway at the poolside yesterday I was approached by a cockney guy, who explained he was a Chelsea supporting serving soldier (and Bear friendly) and asked if the flag display was mine. I said yes, and he said he didnt want to sound cheeky but that the towels were sometimes flying upside down. I thought he was being petty, but he explained he expected more from the Quintessential British Club and that it was that attention to fine detail that made us different from all the rest. I was impressed that he was aware of the Quintessential mantle and I promised to make sure that the flags flew properly in future. Well the wife actually becasue shes in charge of that sort of thing.

Last night as I sat in my balcony I watched my new Chelsea mate and his family return from the town. He stopped outside my balcony, proudly saluted the towels and then carried on to his apartment.

Absolutely magnificent.

[ChairmanDan]

The resurgent Teddy Bears win again, at home to Hibernian stretching their unbeaten league run to 11. They’ll be in good cheer going to Tynecastle at the weekend to face top of the table Heart of Midlothian.

[neilld]

Probably all dead now from the lifestyle

[Pirlo]

[cowpat]

What a joke of a league. Both sets of fans OBSESSED with the other team