Pick a side or jog on
Couldnāt you let out twice as many roars the following day?
The dinner table would be a picture that evening, the six or seven lads all buzzing, and @Breaking_my_balls sulking in the corner with his bacon and spuds on his knee, his back to them all, grumbling under his breath, bemoaning the absence of a Magdalene laundry for traitorous sons.
This really needs woolly to throw up a drunken poll on twitter. The results breakdown between the well rounded metropolitan elite, and the emotionally stunted rural ffg types would be interesting.
Why couldnāt I congratulate them and tell them I was happy for them and proud of them? Which would be the honest truth. Iād see that as pretty normal
āSplit the cunt. I have him on my vhiā
Oh I know the type youād be. Head to toe in the new club gear including scarf, pretending not to see old neighbours, shouting loudly at the ref for every decision to go the way for your new club, getting comically animated if one of your sons gets on the ball so as to let the old neighbours know which one is your son, making a general clown of yourself.
No class. No dignity. No respect.
Meanwhile, Iām in the corner of the stand on my own. No colours of either club on show. Watching quietly, warmly saluting new neighbours and old, saying or shouting nothing.
Dignified. Respectful. Class.
If it was cold or wet Iād watch it from the range rover so they wouldnāt hear me anyway.
Great class, dignity and respect on display from you here.
I agree to be honest. I hope itās of benefit to the types who wouldnāt understand club loyalty.
It may also help the rural inbred to try at least to imagine that a man could like his children more than a hurling club.
Meanwhile, Iām in the corner of the stand on my own. No colours of either club on show. Watching quietly, warmly saluting new neighbours and old, saying or shouting nothing.
Dignified. Respectful. Class.
cc @LionelRitchie I canāt see what would be wrong with this
Iāve really got at you with the Galway City Hurling Club jibe havenāt I?
Christ this is woeful.
Iāve really got at you with the Galway City Hurling Club jibe havenāt I?
Errr
Christ this is woeful
So woeful you read it all
Lads think @myboyblue kids will be upset heās supporting another club at a match.
Theyād just be delighted to be out of the bloody basement.
I thought the āsplit himā¦heās on my VHIā quip was funny and accordingly awarded @flattythehurdler a like.