Limerick v Clare AI Semi-Final

[Tassotti]

@balbec

Where are you from yourself Tosspot?

The Home of Hurling, we win All Irelands pal, we don’t write books about hurling fuck ups. 40 years since ye won one, fucking shameful shit, at least Clare won something and ye have the neck to think ye amount to something, I’m going to relish Limerick not winning the All Ireland this year

[TreatyStones]

@Tassotti

and Limerick have lads who write realms of books about how shite Limerick hurling is and they never win anything, you couldn’t not actually make this stuff up at this stage!!! someone get SLR/Beautiful City and get him to post up something about Tom Ryan again, we all need a good laugh, slr, a man who had such an INTERNET beating inflicted on him, he had to invent a new name

Realms? You seem to have a very limited vocabulary and poor understanding of the meaning of words.

[TreatyStones]

@The Lopper

…and the Clare lads trying to blame the fact that they were stone-useless for 80 odd years on a curse some bint (who died in 1874) supposedly put on them?

Yelping like yahoos that they had broken “the curse” some drunken whore put on them

[myboyblue]

Speaking as a neutral this thread has been only magnificent so far

[Tassotti]

What Limerick boys know about playing in, and winning All Ireland Hurling finals, can be written on the back of a small postage stamp

“oh but we always beat clare”

[Watchyourtoes]

[quote=“Tassotti, post: 811078, member: 361”]What Limerick boys know about playing in, and winning All Ireland Hurling finals, can be written on the back of a small postage stamp

“oh but we always beat clare” :D[/quote]
How many all Irelands have Lmk won? and Clare? …now get the calculator if you need it… got it!?? great!!

[TreatyStones]

[quote=“Tassotti, post: 811078, member: 361”]What Limerick boys know about playing in, and winning All Ireland Hurling finals, can be written on the back of a small postage stamp

“oh but we always beat clare” :D[/quote]

“More fingers than All-Irelands, more fingers than All-Irelands” was what my Tipp friend used to sing at me.

He said you couldn’t sing that to the Clare crowd cause you’d have no idea how many fingers they’d have.

[Tassotti]

Biffo Daithi O’Regan doesn’t think Limerick are up to much, they “lack intestical fortitude”

[massey_ferguson]

@Tassotti

Biffo Daithi O’Regan doesn’t think Limerick are up to much, they “lack intestical fortitude”

He must have googled that

[Tassotti]

@chewy louie

You never hear Ollie Baker whinging about the terrible cowardly belt that Mike Houlahan gave him either that changed the game in 1996. Like a real winner Ollie came back stronger and won an All Ireland medal the following year. Therein lies the difference in mindset

Baker gave a real tour de France performance throughout 1997, meanwhile Houlihan was getting battered by a shovel

[TreatyStones]

@Tassotti

Baker gave a real tour de France performance

Now you’ve nailed it.
It was a tour de france performance from most of that Clare team.

[Tassotti]

[quote=“TreatyStones, post: 811185, member: 1786”]Now you’ve nailed it.
It was a tour de france performance from most of that Clare team.[/quote]

at least Clare had the mental toughness and testicular fortitude to get over the wining line and win something in the last 40 years

[massey_ferguson]

@Tassotti

at least Clare had the mental toughness and testicular fortitude to get over the wining line and win something in the last 40 years

What’s your hard on with limerick hurling mate?

[Kid_Chocolate]

@Tassotti

Just look at Gary Kirby for example, totally lacking in mental toughness, crying about a tap off Liam Dunne, and still crying about it 17 years later, then you have the likes of Sean McMahon, who played on with a dislocated shoulder, anyone who has suffered that will tell you how sore it is, and there is kirby crying about a dislocated small finger, FFS.

Great post

[BeTimberin]

The limerick contingent are rattled here! Tassotti is playing a blinder, you can smell the brown running down their legs…

When 40-50k of them arrive in croker it’ll be like a fucking slurry tank. Fortunately our lads will put them out of their misery quick time and they can retreat to limerick and the desolation depicted in Angela’s ashes!

[Kid_Chocolate]

Frank McCourt knew the score

[Kid_Chocolate]

FFs the more you think about it the funnier it gets really. Davy Clare to the core knowing each part of croke park like it was his own lawn and decorated to the hilt with AI medals

Then you have Allen on the other side reading from some obscure scripture with a tea cosy on his head

Do they even know where croke park is ? I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if half the limerick crowd end up outside the Aviva stadium have have to be redirected to croke park

[Mark_Renton]

[quote=“BeTimberin, post: 811319, member: 675”]The limerick contingent are rattled here! Tassotti is playing a blinder, you can smell the brown running down their legs…

When 40-50k of them arrive in croker it’ll be like a fucking slurry tank. Fortunately our lads will put them out of their misery quick time and they can retreat to limerick and the desolation depicted in Angela’s ashes![/quote]

We will drink the shit out of it win, lose or win. And you’re damn right that there will be 40-50k of us, we come out and support our lads, not like all ten of ye. We will take our win or we will take our loss, but by fuck do we love days like the 18th. We fucking live for it. Luimneach abú, up the ra.

[Kid_Chocolate]

Renton, will you be wearing the BoI or the Toyota version of the jersey?

[Sidney]

Great to see Tassotti posting here more often since his banning from PROC.