Limerick v Clare AI Semi-Final

I just heard that the Limerick players be wearing the new GPS sports bras the Tyrone fellas were sporting the last day.
Tis Google Maps and a Jeep the cunts will need on the large open plains of Croker on Sunday.

[quote=“His Holiness Da Dalai Lama, post: 816304, member: 1503”]I just heard that the Limerick players be wearing the new GPS sports bras the Tyrone fellas were sporting the last day.
Tis Google Maps and a Jeep the cunts will need on the large open plains of Croker on Sunday.[/quote]
I can understand wearing them at training but wtf is the point wearing them in a huge match like this

To monitor them for the final :rolleyes:

Monitor them for what don’t they have fuckin eyes they also look very awkward to wear

So are high heels, but that doesn’t stop those crossdressing trannies one associates with Limerick

What exactly are you basing this on?

[quote=“His Holiness Da Dalai Lama, post: 816304, member: 1503”]I just heard that the Limerick players be wearing the new GPS sports bras the Tyrone fellas were sporting the last day.
Tis Google Maps and a Jeep the cunts will need on the large open plains of Croker on Sunday.[/quote]

You fucking heard wrong then…

So you are saying that even the crossdressers in Limerick dress better than the women in Clare?

Have you worn one julio?They look uncomfortable, I understand they use them for training but for a match?What are they going to tell them in late August that they won’t already know

Don’t be listening to that spanner, he’s above in his bedroom and all he could see was his mothers 54 DD bra blowing like a hot air balloon on the washing line and it translated to the scutter he posted.

I’m sure they are designed to be as light and comfortable as possible.

This is a tool help management assess the workrate of the players in what will probably be our only meaningful challenge game before the final.

On a point of order to the Limerick folk. Clare largely hammered the shit out of wexford for much of the game and we only snatched a draw due to the genius of Conor Mac and Jack Guiney but moreso due to Davy making a raft of changes in the last 10 mins with the game all but sewn up. Clare could have won by 10 odd points if they were bothered. When it mattered in extra time they blitzed the shit out of us and won as they should have in normal time.

What’s your point, mate?

We are the Munster Champions, mate.

I think his point is that Davy Fitz is a poor manager and nearly threw the game away and that in normal time Clare are equally as good as Wexford.

Downes is flying…There will be no worry about him anyway.

Great to hear, we don’t want ye fuckers coming out with the poor mouth on here next Monday morning!

I can only warn ye not to fly too high with your expectations, because ye’ll crash and burn on Sunday!

:smiley: Wexford

LIMERICK senior hurling manager John Allen is bracing himself for a tactical battle with Davy Fitzgerald in Sunday’s eagerly awaited All-Ireland SHC semi-final in Croke Park.

Since Allen’s appointment as Limerick manager in the Autumn of 2011, the two managers have met in Waterford Crystal Cup, League and Championship action.

While the Shannonside neighbours met four times last season, Sunday’s crucial game will be the first competitive clash of 2013 between Limerick and Clare.

“There will be a lot of tactics in this game,” outlined John Allen to media at the Limerick hurling press briefing in The Greenhills Hotel.

“We are all aware of Clare and there is no doubt that Davy is passionate about hurling and thinks about his hurling. Its well documented that his players have done a huge amount of work since they came together early in the year,” explained the Limerick manager of the opposition.

“We would be hoping that our three half forward won’t allow them to dominate and therefore keep the pressure off our half backs and midfield and not allow Clare to have a run at dictating the play - up to a month ago Tony Kelly had been written up as their play maker but now its Podge Collins,” said Allen.

The Limerick manager stressed that all situations had been planned for.

“We have discussed that with the players before the last two games because things happen in games like a corner forward comes to midfield or a centre forward drops a bit and the last day Clare used a sweeper and Galway never got to grips with that,” outlined Allen.

Allen has watched Clare in detail.

“They have been criticised for over playing the short game but I don’t think you could say their game was that short the last day,” he recalled of Clare’s quarter-final win over Galway.

“Their work rate is extremely high and that means you will have players like bees around the place and we need to contain that.”

The winners of Sunday’s game will face Cork in the All-Ireland final on Sunday, September 8 following ‘the Rebels’ semi-final win over Dublin.