Limerick v Tipperary MSHC Semi Final 2015

Were you the lad at the end with the bag of sandwiches?

Definitely not.

He was, I met him on the way in and he was hassling a hot dog vendor for ketchup to put on his cornbeef sambosā€¦

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Process of elimination, I have you pegged now.

I was walking out after a post match pint yesterday and the chipper man was throwing out free food to a couple of street urchins, I presume the leftovers of the day.

Mister, mister give us a sausage mister.
You already got food, these are for the small fella.
I got nothing off you mister.
Iā€™m just after giving you two burgers you little bollix.

Chipper man hands two sausages to the smaller lad that was with the group.
Older lad grabs the sausages and legs it off down the street with the chipper man roaring after him.

I laughed anyway, and your inability to negatively rate my posts means I can do what I want now.

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On the way in I passed a girl asking a steward for help finding her seat, she was told ā€œgup dere folly dā€™alphybetā€.

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Are you talking to me directly here, Mr Julio?

Were you the one stealing the sausages or the one giving them out CM?

:flushed:

I also had the pleasure of sharing the train from Limerick to Dublin with a load of Tipp retards as far as the junction.

They sang all of the following Tipp classics

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Ballotelli heā€™s a striker
Some Pelligrini song
Twist and Shout
Come on you boys in blue

Bizarre stuff.

They sang wheres Richie McCarthy and a few others that were funny enough in fairness to them.

They also sang ā€œforever blowing bubblesā€ though I seemed to be the only one laughing at that.

Took a turn for the worst when they started singing about everyone being on a rape train, and fucking cans around the place. A few of the girls in the carriage left then.

Did anyone else spot the chip van called the ā€œroaster coasterā€ outside the stadium?

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I saw fuck all going in and I saw a lot less on the way out. I had a small bit of banter with one or two Tipp lads going in the Ennis road after but I was reeling by and largeā€¦

Well lads,
That was about as enjoyable as a fart in a space suit. The only saving grace was that we could have no complaints. Tipp absolutely blew us away. I won two tickets to the AIF through a draw at my young ones school and really thought Iā€™d be using them this year. Iā€™ll be passing them on I reckon.
Kind draw in the qualifiers but twill only prolong the agony Iā€™m afraid.
BTW didbanyone notice TJ on the Sunday game, chatting with Eamon Oā€™SHea as if heā€™d won the fuckibg thing. Either itā€™s all part of the master plan or head in the sand stuff. Wouldnā€™t be hoping on the former somehow.
Reckon Jp is writing the check for Daly as we speak.

TJ is the man.

Had the umpire awarded Mulcahy his valid point, and not waved it wide, Limerick could easily be preparing for a third munster final in a row.

if bonner had got the penalty he was entitled to/ if bubbles had got that free for holding (2 point turnaround)/ callinan that penalty for the foul by that useless goalkeeper etc. reckon limerick should be more than happy with the nice hiding they gotā€¦couldve been much much worse

The Limerick way :slight_smile:

Should have been much worse. Limerick canā€™t have any complaints. The drive home was a relatively comfortable one for me because there were no if only moments. Simply beaten by a better team. End of

You do in your bollix.

A corkman pointed it out to me this evening that the game had a lot in common with last years AI semi when Tipp.opened cork with sharp puckouts

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ok i will get you an ice cream Donal says to Teege