Mrs turfcutter who ran the race in 38minutes informs me rosanna is coddin us
Is your missus an athlete, that is an exceptional time for a female in a run with 40000 gombeens in the way.
Maybe Johhny Ronan drove Rosanna around a bit of the course in his chopper.
âI saw a lad resting his chin on a railing. I thought he was going to impail himselfâ, says Paul.
Some poor innocent girl from Wexford on now, she never say anything like it. 
And you man Paul said only 4 guards on duty for the day.
Trolleys, trolleys.
âPeople were asking for pills outside Aras an Uachtaranâ, said Maria. This wouldnât have happened if weâd elected a law and order candidate like Sean Gallagher as opposed to a lefty liberal pinko commie like Michael D. Higgins.
People were out of it. Mad.
This one is still out of it
I think it was safe to assume MD was selling drugs out the window of the big house.
âA couple were having sex in the corner, not far off itâ, says Sarah. She didnât make clear whether he couple were not far off having sex, or not far off the corner.
Hmmm hotpants.
My partner was delighted when I came back because there were people throwing muck. The horror.
Is this lad actually for real? Sounds like heâs never been outside Dublin
Is this that sarah louise cretin again?
âAs a rogby player, I never come up to the Park in shorts, always jeans and a shirtâ, says Paul who was at Snow Patrol last night.
âPeople were throwing catapults of muck and strawâ.
âPeople could be trampled into the groundâ.
There was muck in the field, its amazing he made it out alive, it must have been his Vietnam.
Best liveline in a while.
Thatâs Emma Louise youâre thinking of, mate.
I bet his name was Fiachra and not Paul. What a knob jockey.