Liverpool 2018/2019

George keeps getting the black lads mixed up

A few minutes ago, he called Keita Mané
Gini running a minute ago was called Keita

And rodriguez and lewandowski because they have similar boots.

Whynaldom is the best player so far

He did his commentator training with John Motson

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I informed my life partner that George is now 69 (cc Wikipedia) prior to the match. She said she didn’t know what he looked like until tonight

He’s been very, very good this season. Goes unnoticed somewhat

Ron atkinson must have been on the same bootcamp

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Mane, you thick cunt

I can’t understand how anybody would confuse Mane and Keita.

I’m always confusing John Small and Con O’Callaghan though.

Mané has himself backed to score an overhead kick

That was a very good chance masked by the fact it was an overhead kick. Had he connected and got it on target it was likely in.

Mane will be disappointed with that, as they say in the trade.

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Firminho has a bit of form tonight

If Liverpool really get cash plus Dybala for Mo Salah from Juventus they should bite .

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Hendo looks in the mood tonight. He’s getting his toe first to a lot of 50/50 ball.

Liverpool playing some lovely football tonight. Now if only Mane knew how to score.

Mane’s forehead looks like Kilimanjaro with the snow melted off it

Best on show tonight

Good oul game this.

Half time coming at the wrong time for Liverpool

I swallow a fucking testicle every time Allison gets a back pass. Klopp should tell him if theres any opposition player with 30 metres just to hoof the fucking thing

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