Harvey Elliott will grow into a Shaqiri type player
It’ll take fair foddering to reach that level.
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Can you explain to the folks at home what foddering is?
Eat your lettuce.
Elliott AN OTHER Jota as the main front three from 2022-26.
Job is oxo.
Jota, Haaland, Sancho
Elliott
Jones. Naby Lad
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He’ll be well rested by 2022 and like a new signing
Naby and Thiago will be so well rested when they next see the field that they won’t even need the inhalers
Speed rating should be higher
I was thinking that myself but I let it go
A colossal player to be without for the season. Widely regarded as the best defender in the world and chips in with 5 or 6 headed goals a season too.
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A lovely tradition
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Trent will be hitting up some of those nurses in due course 
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Jordan Henderson is a class act.
I think I mentioned it here before, but last year Juan Mata quietly asked a friend to find out how many kids were in The Christie cancer ward over Christmas, and exactly that number of signed manyoo shirts were delivered with no fuss or publicity.
You’d nearly want them to win something.
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Between Mata and Rashford, they’ve a couple of absolute gems there in fairness. Hopefully they’ve a couple of absolute cunts so I can continue to be happy when they win fuckall.
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I think you can rest assured mate. They’re footballers.
I have it on the highest authority that pogba is an asshole beaten only by zlatan
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Mata is a great sort. I hope he’s flaking a fortune out of united as he’s the sort who will put it to good use.
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I’d imagine Pogba is a cunt.
Why?