Liverpool Football Club 2023/24

what about former world record teenager martial and the inexplicably excpensive anthony?

That Antony deal stinks.

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10 in 45 premier league games between those 2

They’ll be flying it altogether this season. Astute observers will be proven correct here.

Haaland scored more than all 4 put together

He’s a flop though

and gakpo and nunez had 16 in 53, so approx 0.3 GPG whereas the united lads had 0.22 GPG. so the lads would have bettered the united front 3 and thats before we mention sancho.

Strange, not sure anyone would see Haaland as a flop. Who says that?

I’m too lazy to go digging.

If you were to guess the lads who said it you’d be right

They were hardly being serious?

You never know with these things

A .08 gpg improvement over martial and antony

Superb investments. Well done

or a full 0.1 GPG as opposed to anthony and sancho and at half the price. sure you know the premier league is a league of fine margins and that wouldve made a big difference: QED

Not 17 points. Thats not a fine margin.

Ben Doak, who is 14 and cost 5million and a bag of balls from Celtic, will score more goals this season than the Wish version of Haaland that United bought.

The Mancs are fierce salty about getting snubbed by Nunez and Gakpo, watching them stick in 4 at Anfield, and having to pivot to Wout Carthorse and a fella with a broken back.

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I see Burnley loaned him back out to Hoffenheim. Not good enough for Burnley but ETH loves a Dutch lad :joy:

If anyone is salty its Nunez and Gakpo, missing out on champions league football and watching wout et al finish 17 points ahead of them.

Klopp should really be sacked

a blip that season. that 0.1 GPG would have seen us pip city twice

ah youre hilarious

When did Wout finish 17 points ahead?

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