Debuchy looks like a horrible person.
Christ, they’re shit. We could win this 6-0 if we really go for it.
There is nothing more tactically naive than leaving 15-20 yards of vacant space between your defence and midfield. Newcastle are a rabble and Pardew is clueless.
St James Park looks like a half-finished San Siro from the sky.
Fixed that for you mate
Terrible miss from Perch.
What. A. Miss. He just closed his eyes and hoped for the best. The pussy.
The only thing worse than Pardew’s tactics is his hair.
Chris Waddle is a dumb Geordie.
There’s no place for leg holding in football. I expect a retrospective ban for Glen Johnson.
Coutinho. 
Coutinho and Sturridge combine for 3-0
Coutinho is shaping in to a wonderful little player. Find of the season.
+1
100% correct.
On the money.
Pardew.
Turkey shoot
Debuchy is probably a more brainless full back than Johnson.
My word …
Be a nice time to bring Borini in now.
Sturridge tends to be a bit greedy.