Lockdown Drinking Thread - obsolete

Are you drinking in a prison?

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We’re all in prison

Deep man

And theres plenty more where that came from

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That Spaten is lovely tack.

The can of milk formula at the end is a strange choice

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The birra moretti is a nice drink too threw in a slice of orange in it , bien

Iv to crack that puppy open , a bit of Danish love to switch it up . I’m half way there .

Picked up a box of them today for the weekend. A fine beer. Never tried a slice of Orange In a beer apart from in a Blue Moon.

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My first time doing it tonight and it did add a nice kick to it . Try it sure and see if it’s for you . I was doing a bbq so i was looking to be refreshed, done the job

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Any beer that needs a fruit in it can fuck right off. I don’t mind Morretti, never heard of anyone putting fruit in it though

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Yeah, god forbid you’d enhance the flavour of something was it you having a pop off sweet potatoes.

Do you like gaaaaaaarlic bread

If you’ve to put fruit in a beer to enhance the flavour, it just means the beer was shite in the first place.

There’s a reason you don’t use beer for cocktails

Have you never had a spiked Michelada

Pour the juice of 1 lime into a small bowl, then brush a little of the lime juice around the rim of a glass, tankard or tumbler. Tip 1 tbsp sea salt onto a plate, then carefully dip the rim of the tankard into the salt to coat it. Fill the glass with a handful of ice cubes then add 1 tbsp tequila and the remaining lime juice. Stir gently, then slowly pour in 330ml lager . Top with a dash of Worcestershire sauce and garnish with a slice of lime

Go away you clown , I’d drink you under the table and have a 10 k run to celebrate it . If you cant try things In this time forget about it . You’ve never heard of anything so . Iv been putting fruit on pussy while you’ve been eating raw chicken

Sure if you are drinking fruit cocktails you’ll be at it all night

Dealing with a fool , dont waste your time , ! Has his missus wearing the same knickers when he fucks her every time!

I get my missus to take off her knickers to bang her generally. It’s just easier that way

Iv fruit cocktails in a few min . Stay tuned.

Make love not hate

How does that taste?