I picked up three lots myself yesterday. Iāll have to go back up before tomorrow night Iād say. They are too easy drink
3 cans in already and an 8 pack of Guinness held in reserve. Currently 46% chance tomorrow morningās run wonāt happen.
8 cans is piggery
Iāve a bottle of Aldi whiskey thatās getting opened tonight
It was nice knowing you mate
Theyāre there just in case they are needed. Better safe than sorry.
Did you ever try the Aldi Vodka?
Like it says in the bible, Better to have cans and not need them then need cans and not have them
Itās the nice stuff. 12 year old āIrish reserveā
I tentatively expect to survive
Having them there is basically saying youāre getting fucked up, no sensible decision was ever made after 4 cans
Iām 7 cans inā¦
I wouldnt be able to see my phone
A can in the hand is worth two in the bush. Luke 7:34
Stops me sending risky texts
Iāve never been a shorts man at home but I have taken to have a few glasses of Jameson in the evening every now and again. Nice and chilled.
Iām going full John B Keane and cracking open a few cans of Guinness after it
Did the same myself last Sunday.
One or two whiskeys is grand. I wouldnāt be one to let off half a bottle in a night at home