LOI premier division thread 2024

Bohs wanted to buy a cheap poet
They offered a small glass of Moet
They said “we can’t pay, we’ve no money today”
Any money we have, well we owe it

Bohs wanted to buy a cheap rapper
A thought that appeared on the crapper
They tried the hop hop but it was a great flop
So they ended up watching The Snapper

Bobs wanted to have a Bob Marley
Who’d smoke weed over snorting some charlie
But the weed it was bad, and it made them all sad
And they all started acting bizarrely

Bohs wanted a resident writer
Who’d write Ulysees on an all-nighter
But the man was no Joyce, and Bohs bounced the invoice
And the writing got shiter and shiter

Bohs wanted a Eurosong singer
They bought Logan instead of a winger
He sang Hold Me Now, instead of The Dow
Up from Limerick who wanted to Linger

Bohs wanted to write a new stanza
They had notions of Mario Lanza
But their verse was for birds and they ran out of words
So they spent the night smoking their ganja

Bohs wanted a music conductor
But instead got a driving instructor
He said “your bus man can’t drive, sure he’s seventy five
And the petrol he’s put in has fucked her”

Bohs wanted a great ballroom dancer
But they ended up getting a chancer
He danced out of the bar, but he didn’t get far
He fell over and was too drunk to answer

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