LOI premier division thread 2024

Bohs wanted to buy a cheap poet
They offered a small glass of Moet
They said “we can’t pay, we’ve no money today”
Any money we have, well we owe it

Bohs wanted to buy a cheap rapper
A thought that appeared on the crapper
They tried the hop hop but it was a great flop
So they ended up watching The Snapper

Bobs wanted to have a Bob Marley
Who’d smoke weed over snorting some charlie
But the weed it was bad, and it made them all sad
And they all started acting bizarrely

Bohs wanted a resident writer
Who’d write Ulysees on an all-nighter
But the man was no Joyce, and Bohs bounced the invoice
And the writing got shiter and shiter

Bohs wanted a Eurosong singer
They bought Logan instead of a winger
He sang Hold Me Now, instead of The Dow
Up from Limerick who wanted to Linger

Bohs wanted to write a new stanza
They had notions of Mario Lanza
But their verse was for birds and they ran out of words
So they spent the night smoking their ganja

Bohs wanted a music conductor
But instead got a driving instructor
He said “your bus man can’t drive, sure he’s seventy five
And the petrol he’s put in has fucked her”

Bohs wanted a great ballroom dancer
But they ended up getting a chancer
He danced out of the bar, but he didn’t get far
He fell over and was too drunk to answer

https://twitter.com/FinnHarpsFC/status/1854639771454521667

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He is surely gone

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100% he has to be, what a fud

They will be dangerous with a proper manager

PFAI free agents list is out
https://www.pfai.ie/transfer-list

would you take Gaffney?

I heard he’s close to signing on for another year in Tallaght as a make-good after all the action he missed over the medical team dropping the ball. I dunno if he has the legs left to be chasing after endless long ball under the Caulfield style either.

A fantastic player at his peak but he’d be taking up a serious wedge of cash if we wanted him at Terryland. I could see Ollie Horgan signing some Yank as a striker instead.

him being injured was the main reason we didnt win the league

Green is a great worker & great at holding the ball up
Kenny is a great finisher & getting behind

Gaffney is good at it all

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They play a horrible brand of football to watch too. Glad Drogheda won it.

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He’d be as well to cash in another year up in Dublin and call it a day then imo. Is he still doing the same trek up and down to the new gaff in Galway?

no idea tbh

Definitely would do a good job for his hometown club.

Is Kenny still on loan from Celtic ?

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On loan till end of December

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I didn’t realise about all the foreign investment in LOI.

I was only speculating about this recently on the rugby thread.

You could see a lot more private investment in clubs now.

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https://twitter.com/ShamrockRovers/status/1856713914420998559?t=yVmL37OgPOpuGOsUS81cVQ&s=19

KOH

Higgins gone from Derry

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league will be great next season

getting rid of the deadwood & a bit more budget for players is a must for SRFC

some big news expected soon about glamour fixtures too

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Maher & O’Reilly are hoops

Its a sad day

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