Long Live the king

You ok, hun?

A mate who’s a cop just messaged. They’ve been given the code to say she’s dead.

Fine.
Are you?

TFK EXCLUSIVE

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yes-baby

Is this the code?

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Time of death I’m calling 18:10

I hope he hasn’t misread it and gone full Marty Morrissey :joy:

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:joy::joy::joy:

This is mental, lads getting all excited about an old lady dying, whattsapp groups and shitty jokes,

Weird

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Wait for some bright spark like @Horsebox to say it’s a pity she didn’t hang in till 19:16

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Ar dheis Dé go raibh a hanam uasal

RIP Elizabeth. A great woman.

They were given that 3 hours ago.

Apparently they are mobilised in case of civil unrest at the news.

If we’d blown her up back in her pomp that would’ve been something worth celebrating, but she’s a 96 year old great grandmother.

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Prince Charles won’t be King Charles apparently.

He gets to pick another name. Like the Pope.

Nicholas Witchell sounds like the presenter given the job of introducing the highlights of the 1994 San Marino Grand Prix. “So, how would today’s race go?”

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I know it’s cool to be edgy here

But I think a lot of lads haven’t read the room on whattsapp

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RIP.

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What do you mean ?