Luis Suarez Appreciation Thread

[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 971052, member: 180”]God I hope this happens, if for no other reason but to see “wont someone think of children” merchants like @Sandymount Red heads exploding in rage.

Luis Suarez could exploit loophole in disciplinary process to play for Uruguay against Colombia
If found guilty and punished for biting Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini, Luis Suarez could mount appeal to delay suspension and play in Uruguay’s World Cup 2014 round of 16 game with Colombia

Suarez is waiting to hear if he will be punished for an apparent bite on the Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini in Uruguay’s 1-0 group win on Tuesday. His legal team submitted his defence on Wednesday night.

Despite promising a decision on the case as a matter as a matter of “urgency”, Fifa has been unable to guarantee any appeal launched by the 27-year-old would not allow him to play again at the tournament.

Fifa is expected to give a ruling on the matter on Thursday morning in Brazil, but should Suarez appeal immediately that appeal is unlikely to be heard until next week. In the meantime he would be free to carry on playing in the World Cup.

The disciplinary committee, six of whom are sitting in judgment of Suarez, has the discretion to take the striker’s previous seven-game and 10-game suspensions for biting into account when issuing any sanction, which could include a ban of up to two years.[/QUOTE]
What a dreadful article. All hypothetical and conjecture. If he does get banned and if he does appeal and if the appeal isn’t heard until next week…

We have hearsay and conjecture, those are kinds of evidence

Press conference at 2.30pm Irish time i’m hearing…

Ah that’s taking the piss - banned from all football for 12 months.

Just in case you struggle to keep track, this is a helpful website

http://howlongsincesuarezbitsomeone.com/

@Scrunchie this is a terrible terrible joke, dont be passing it off outside of TFK as one of your own

The reaction by the Brits if it is only 2-4 games will be sensational… They will go apeshit. Either way I’d say we wont see him in the famous red anymore, and who could blame him.

That’s not what I said Mark. In your hysteria you seem to be losing the capacity to understand basic English.

[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 971052, member: 180”]God I hope this happens, if for no other reason but to see “wont someone think of children” merchants like @Sandymount Red heads exploding in rage.

Luis Suarez could exploit loophole in disciplinary process to play for Uruguay against Colombia
If found guilty and punished for biting Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini, Luis Suarez could mount appeal to delay suspension and play in Uruguay’s World Cup 2014 round of 16 game with Colombia

Suarez is waiting to hear if he will be punished for an apparent bite on the Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini in Uruguay’s 1-0 group win on Tuesday. His legal team submitted his defence on Wednesday night.

Despite promising a decision on the case as a matter as a matter of “urgency”, Fifa has been unable to guarantee any appeal launched by the 27-year-old would not allow him to play again at the tournament.

Fifa is expected to give a ruling on the matter on Thursday morning in Brazil, but should Suarez appeal immediately that appeal is unlikely to be heard until next week. In the meantime he would be free to carry on playing in the World Cup.

The disciplinary committee, six of whom are sitting in judgment of Suarez, has the discretion to take the striker’s previous seven-game and 10-game suspensions for biting into account when issuing any sanction, which could include a ban of up to two years.[/QUOTE]

Stop tagging me in stupid articles like this you snivelling halfwit, please.

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Tension unbearable---- I’ll go 8 game international ban.

I’ll go with 12 game international ban

[QUOTE=“Mark Renton, post: 971298, member: 1796”]…

Tension unbearable---- I’ll go 8 game international ban.[/QUOTE]

He’ll get 3/4 international matches for violent conduct.

:eek:

Jesus…

Jesus…[/QUOTE]
Christ… Go on…

6 game international ban - analogous to spitting was what one member suggested

Well fuck him. :mad:

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BREAKING. Luis Suarez reportedly gets NINE game ban and 4 month general football ban. @talkSPORT LIVE

9 games - International
4 months - All games

CONFIRMED

That cunt @Sandymount Red will be seething

By my rough maths, Goofy misses the first 8 games of the EPL season :clap: :smiley: