MacRoaster: A collection of Short Stories

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9 people working for a craft beer company? Shocking lack of attention to detail. Accurate wine choice however.

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Law of diminishing returns is applying here.

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Itā€™s only part one, heā€™s just setting the scene.

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The elder of the two women was on his right. And then she was on the left. Good description of Macā€™s outfit however.

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Jesus, does he have to ladybird it for you.
That was a clever bit of writing from @Nembo_Kid, he was portraying that Mac was getting so drunk he didnā€™t know his left from his right.

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TBF the writing is pretty shit in all of them. Amusing stuff all the same.

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I think dipping his steak in red sauce would have been more accurate. Iā€™ve never seen a roaster use curry, other than curry chips

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He ordered chipsh with his steak, mate.

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would you not just kill him off next episode, its getting hard to watch.
have him drive into a wall after a row where he belts the head off the wife, and be done with it.

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Thereā€™s limited character progression alright - just a serious of incidents with the same behaviour.

Maybe like recent film franchises you need to have an origin story - what gave rise to this behaviour. MacRoaster the school and college years and the traumas endured.

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Due to some ungrateful bastards and pressure from Macā€™s legal team I am terminating the series.

Thanks to everyone for tuning in.

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Didnā€™t you commit to a ten part run? Are you reneging on your commitment again?

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You canā€™t end on part 1 of a two parter FFS.

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Again?

If the appetite is not there for the series I wonā€™t be continuing and clearly it isnā€™t.

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I bet you spent most of your childhood taking your ball and going home with it.

And yes, again.

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I can and I have.

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How do they have a case? Macroaster is an entirely fictional character! Whatā€™s really going on here?

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More excuses. A personal with any strength of character wouldnā€™t bow to such pressure.

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the appetite is there, but you cant prolong macroasters misery like that and expect us to keep enjoying it, we are only human. i enjoy a bit of suffering as much as the next man esp when cunts like mac are involved but i think you should wrap it up and kill him off. leave us in no doubt that it was a woeful death and something that was all his own doing. leave him dying in the jeep upside down in a ditch with water flooding in slowly where he has time to rethink his shit attitude to life before he dies roaring. id say theres an apetite for that and you could even split his last moments over 2 instalments

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one more where mac is gutted like a fish please mate