I see they only drew with Wolves the weekend⦠How far off City are they now?
Who is the other cunt beside Mourinho?
Pogba
Thatās 100m signing Paul Pogba. Former Man Utd youth player.
That clip had a real vibe of the TV series āThe Officeā about it.
That would have been bad enough with the other fool echoing you.
Sorry mate. Didnāt realise you recognised Pogba.
Its Michael Carrick.
Oh the other fella?
Thatās Michael Carrick

Its Michael Carrick.
Ah right thanks for that.

Thatās Michael Carrick
Really are you sure?

sign in @dodgy_keeper
Poor old @dodgy_keeper has packed it in at this stage Iād say. When it comes to his beloved Man U, emotion always clouds objective analysis.
@dodgy_keeper on the appointment of Van Gaal
After the Moyes misery Iām looking forward to seeing a manager with the mentality to manage United, who promotes good attacking football and will give talented youngsters a chance. His press briefings wonāt inflict insomnia on those watching either.
@dodgy_keeper on Coach Mourinho
Contract extension for Jose. Great news.
@dodgy_keeper on stylistic criticism of Coach Mourinho
Donāt get this thing about the football being awful.
@dodgy_keeper on the signings of Van Dijk and Alexis Sanchez
Blinding bit of business. You see some clubs chucking Ā£75m at average centre backs and then see bargains like Sanchezā¦

Poor old @dodgy_keeper has packed it in at this stage Iād say. When it comes to his beloved Man U, emotion always clouds objective analysis.
@dodgy_keeper on the appointment of Van Gaal
After the Moyes misery Iām looking forward to seeing a manager with the mentality to manage United, who promotes good attacking football and will give talented youngsters a chance. His press briefings wonāt inflict insomnia on those watching either.
@dodgy_keeper on Coach Mourinho
Contract extension for Jose. Great news.
@dodgy_keeper on stylistic criticism of Coach Mourinho
Donāt get this thing about the football being awful.
@dodgy_keeper on the signings of Van Dijk and Alexis Sanchez
Blinding bit of business. You see some clubs chucking Ā£75m at average centre backs and then see bargains like Sanchezā¦
ouch
poor old dodgy about as reliable as phil jones taking a peno
How is Sanchez getting on lads?

How is Sanchez getting on lads?
Donāt watch Man U very often so wouldnāt be able to answer that one definitively. If youāre a striker earning Ā£20 million a year though, probably should be doing a bit better than just 3 goals in first 8 months.
Thanks for that.
Although 20million a year would suggest heās doing fucking wonderful. Well done Alexis.
Alexis is unquestionably doing well personally earning £20 million a year.
Ed Woodward would want to get the finger out Uniteds share price is down 2% in trading this morning in New York.
Revenue higher than ever though. Red Ed will be kept, plenty of debt left there to service, no?
Looks like Pogba is late for training.