Sure whatever youâre having yourself.
Small bites of this delicious cake
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You seem like a young lad who was wanking furiously watching the match this evening. Youâd want to be careful - it can lead to blindness!
Youre in an awful way after this. Log off for a while.
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Iâm in an awful way after the Bears performance this eveningâŚa complete balls.
Ah stop 
Put away the Kleenex. Go out and have a few pints to celebrate ffs. You could even wear a tight fitting sweater like Pep! The ultimate tribute to the great man.
Oh youâre gonna be fun
youâve got no fans⌠youâve got no ground
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Foden is an unbelievable talent. Him and DeBruyne. One free and one for relative peanuts.
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ÂŁ68.4m 
New man utd documentary coming outâŚ
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OuchâŚ
Paddy power loving the turmoil
Fuck Paddy Power.
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Well letâs see now. Whatâs he worth now, how much has he added to city brand and success, and how much have United spent on jogba, Donny et Al.
De Bruyne was indeed relatively an absolute bargain. One of the best buys in modern football. Heâs a genius.
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He is, but heâs yet to be top class in europe or internationally. Heâs had bad luck with injuries on that front but steamrolling the epl isnt enough for absolute top level.