Manchester United 2022/23 - The Reign of ETH

6 January - Red Devils current manager - The Red Devils have signed too many average players

12 January - the Red Devils current manager signs a lad cast off by Burnley

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Agreed. If ETH can turn this fella into a player then it’s the greatest feat of managerial skill in England since Juande Ramos managed to get spurs some silverware in 2007.

Whoever the laptop gurus are at United need a serious chat with themselves. Signing this lad is baffling.

Antnee cost more than Haaland

They’ve 5D laptops mate. You just cant see it. Im confidently going to predict at least 10 league goals for Weghorst. He’ll be a focal point for us. He’ll press like a demon. Eriksen will bounce balls of his head into the net for fun. A crowd favourite within a week.

Wout Wout it’s the sound of the set piece

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I predict by April ye will be cursing the glazers and poor Wout will be bearing the brunt of it

Wout there it is.

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Wout Wout

They’ll be taking the the green and gold jerseys out of the cellophane.

Lots of pouts about Wout.

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The iPad gurus have highlighted Hugo Larsson as a potential purchase.

It was 2008 that Juande Ramos won the League Cup with Spurs a few months after the sad end to the Martin Jol era.

Thanks mate. Dont know what id have done without you there.

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He’ll score more league goals than the 100 million man nunez between now and the end of the season

Nunez lad is out for 4 months. He’ll still score more than this journey man

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Will Wout be uniteds tallest ever player?

Van der sar ?

Same height as Edwin VDS apparently.

Wout let’s the dogs out