Manchester United 2022/23 - The Reign of ETH

Ten Hagg has spent 500m and they are at OGS levels.

De Gea, Maguire, Martial, Shaw are all rotten.

Yer man up top Wout needs a hand at this stage.

Wout wouldnā€™t get a game for Coleraine. Clearly eth is playing him as some sort of cry for help.

Thereā€™s a player there. Just needs more time.

ETH saw he had the attributes for a Number 10 role. Then crazily gave that spot to the whingebag Bruno Fernandes. Wout was blackguarded.

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Iā€™d follow Wout into the trenches. A man of substance. If ETH is any man heā€™d give him the armband.

I dont think ETH has made that much of an inpact.
They still get trounced every now and then. Havent cut our calamitous defending or losing to teams they shouldnt. Only differnce was Rashford went on a hot streak and they turned a few 0-0 or 1-1s into 1-0 or 2-1s. Normal service or medicocrity has well and truly returned.

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He should try him in nets

Are we posting league tables again???

There was a great one a few years back. The ā€˜Points Since Bruno Signedā€™ table.

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Bruno is a fucking ham.

Big 6 mini league is the only table worth talking about

That must be the weakest affirmation of a player ever. :joy:.
Itā€™s almost ā€œthe brother was better only for the drinkā€ levels of praise. Let it goā€¦

Huh?

Heā€™s been brilliant for man United.

Let what go?

Economic Maguire :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Casemeiro realises heā€™s made a dreadful mistake but is getting paid handsomely so he tries a leg every now and then and gets sent off regularly to save his legs

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Never grows old

The boss did what he had to. Shaw in instead of maguire at centre half.