Manchester United 2022/23 - The Reign of ETH

Donā€™t know if weā€™re safe, until itā€™s certain :crossed_fingers:

Ten Fags must be on borrowed time at this stage

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2 from Forest, Everton, Leicester and Leeds have to win 3 of their remaining four games to overtake us . Weā€™re safe kid

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Are Man United actually paying that De Gea lad to keep the ball out of the net?

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150k a week I believe

Good thing itā€™s so much, he doesnā€™t strike me as a lad whoā€™s good at saving.

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I lie, De Gea is on 400k a week

Fucking hell

Remiss of eth not to have a reserve goalie at the club

400k a fucking week, for that

The ten years have flown.

He ruined the club. Youā€™d almost love him for it

The @Uniteds are turning on their manager. Again

I doubt it mate. Iā€™d imagine thats a funny

From what I can gather renewing De Geas contract seems to have caused a meltdown

Good to see united fans having something to talk about on a big European night

Heā€™ll have to be ruthless on Maguire, DeGea, Lindelofā€¦probably McTominay and Fred as well. He is plainly an elite coach but the Weighorst deal is a bit troubling.

What has really fucked him the last few weeks has been the Martinez injury. He is the best technical footballer in the team and gives them control. Casimiroā€™s relative lack of ball playing ability is exposed without Martinez.

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No Red Devils manager who has not got Champions League football in his first full season has survived the axeā€¦.

Most odd. Supposed to have signed up for one year at a lower salary so he could stay. Leaves ETH free to take a punt on a younger keeper that could feasibly take over during the season.

Fans are idiots, particularly Twitter fans.

DDG must be due a pay rise. Ā£375k insufficient for a man of his pedigree