Two physical beasts. United are signing lads with too many holes in them.
No his conduct isn’t befitting off a Manchester United player.
He made a cunt of himself at the last World Cup.
I’d forge on with Onana who I could see having a huge season.
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Was that when he WON the World Cup?
Ah schtop, he’s obviously turning them down and me man is trying to set a NARRATIVE here on TFK
Speaking of Onana
Inter President: When we heard that Manchester United were interested in Onana, we were hoping for €14 million because Andre had a good season and we reached the Champions League final.
Two days later, we received an official faxed offer of €21 million plus add-ons from Manchester United. We burst out laughing.
I told my assistant to fax him a request for €51 million plus add-ons. I was really joking.
The next morning, Manchester United agreed to pay €51 million.
We made an offer for Yann Sommer for €5 million, which was immediately accepted. We made a profit of €46 million from the sale of Onana.
I ordered my assistant to open a bottle of tamarind. I felt like we had won the lottery.
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That’s the golden glove he won at the world cup, rather than the one he won at the 2021 Copa America or the one he won at the 2024 Copa America. It’s also not one of the two FIFA best goalkeeper awards he’s won, nor the record two Yashin Trophies he has. Totally unsuited for United with that kind of carry-on.
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Like the spice thing?
The city is blue.
Ekitike would be another atrocious united signing. Completely unproven anywhere let alone in the PL. If he joined Liverpool he’ll be good on a winning team but he’s flop at united. They need to stump up the cash for mbeumo and forgot this lad.
How are they so continually stupid
Mbeumo is a quality player
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Cunha, Bruno and Mbuemo playing off a forward would give the new manager a chance alright when they sack Amorim after 5 games.
They had to act quick after Newcastle’s interest in Wissa was known this morning. They’d be reluctant to sell Mbeumo and Wissa in the same window I’d say.
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Casemiro should have no bother holding the fort behind them 
Cas and Ugartes mate. Or young Mainoo who is the resident ‘good negro’ now Marcus has fallen from grace.
Onana
Yorro DeLigt Maguire Heaven (lads in middle can’t run so a narrow back 4)
Mainoo Cas
MBueno Bruno Cunha
Hojlund
*If Amorim ends up spending this summer buying 3-4-3 players, I’d be nearly certain they’ll move for Conte as he’d play that way.
There will be no if about if he gets his way
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£65m plus add ons for Mbeumo and I guess a 5yr deal for a winger who is 26 next month and his main asset appears to be his pace? Is this a good idea? He’s going to start slowing down in about 12-18 months time and they’ll be left with a bit part players for the last 2-3 years of his bloated contract.
That cunha lad looks a total prick as well