Sadly we’re coming to the end of the golden age of the Premier League manager and entering the era of the faceless drone.
The golden age of the Premier League manager encompasses the entirety of the existence of the Premier League up to now.
It started off with Dalglish and Clough and Ferguson and Keegan and Big Ron and Jim Smith and cheer up Peter Reid.
At the top level you had the arrival of Wenger to form a big two with Ferguson and then ENTER Mourinho to make it a big three and Rafa to make it a big four.
Then Ferguson departed and Klopp and Guardiola came along, along with a supporting cast of headbangers like Conte, Pochettino and, em, Mourinho again.
But it was at the lower levels that richness of the managerial merry go round and its narrative was at its best. The characters, oh the characters. Tony Pulis and his love of history. Christian Gross and his underground ticket. Neil Warnock and his love for enjoying it by being fuckin’ disciplined. Big Sam and his love of Brexit, and hitting balls into the channels. Owen Coyle and his love for saying Barclays, pronounced “Barc-lays”. Moyesie, everybody loves Moyesie. Louis Van Gaal and his love for a minsch pie.
In latter years we’ve had the endless human drama of Coach Solskjaer at Manchester United until that ended, and Fat Frank failing upwards and then inevitably downwards and further downwards with his brave young English Chelsea Lions. Bielsa’s Latin passion and love for Leeds. Nathan Jones’s cameo last year, or was it the year before that, was memorable.
But now Klopp is gone, Moyesie is gone, even Rodgers is gone, and Guardiola is going at the end of this season. Ange is going out the door in a few weeks. Who have we got left? Who will we have left? Dychie?
All we have left now are faceless Portuguese and Spanish and German and Dutch and Danish drones focussed on statistics and numbers and “philosophy”. They all look different but you wouldn’t remember they look different, and they all sound the same. The bland leading the bland.
The golden age of the Premier League manager is not about to go, it’s gone.