Manchester United 2024-2025

That was great value. His successor won the lot.

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It’s just too easy with the Liverpool simpletons

How much will it cost to sack Rudd the racist?

He got an award for best sculpted beard at the Portugese fashion awards.

They’ll have to jump a few fences.

https://twitter.com/yanitedcynical/status/1850228411689545898?s=46

Sure thats how it is these days. ABUs abusing United players for being too injured and ABUs abusing United players for not being injured enough. Jesus but United inflicted so much pain and mental anguish on the weak minded lads for 30 years…

Ah look, there could have been a lot of pain there. You never like to see a player get injured, so its just good he can get back onto the field for united as soon as possible.

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Lads driven to sitting in on a weekend in Red Devils pajamas

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I was in a pub in Porto celebrating with the locals when his Sporting team contrived to lose 4-3 having been 3-0 up against Porto back in August. It was a seismic collapse.

Didn’t he lose 5-1 to Coach Erik’s Ajax

Coach Erik had Ajax purring

You just couldn’t script it with these lads.

Those comments were before he failed a very basic aptitude test at West Ham.

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Stockholm syndrome of making their youngsters follow united when they are astronomically shite, which is amusing given they themselves only followed them because they were glory hunting.

Its fascinating.

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Exactly , how were we to know he was a dud before the aptitude test.

Michael Edwards ran the numbers on him and he didn’t fit the bill.

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He’s a spoofer. There’s no laptop nerds in Carrington to compile the data on him. This lad can’t believe his luck I’d say

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The entire IT budget at Carrington was spent on Moyesies mousemat

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https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1851284816743858495?s=46

I’d have severe doubts about the fella but apparently he tends to favour young players and bringing them through.

A little Barcelona man United are at their best when back boned by young talents who developed at the club.

I think the squad is in much better shape than when ten hag took over too. A lot younger and a lot smaller with a proper wage structure in place finally.

All very exciting like in school when a teacher would randomly retire during the term and you’d be excited to see who’s next up.