Manchester United 2025/2026

One of the best to ever grace Old Trafford.

Someone who would lead men off boats and onto the beaches.

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Why don’t he buy a house next door to old Trafford then he can stay forever

They aren’t paying him Ā£350k pw any more :man_shrugging:

A UL classmate of mine had a fling with a brunette trainee doctor who owned an apartment directly opposite and overlooking Old Trafford circa 2018. His decision to cease being a Man United Footix at the age of 12 to concentrate on courting led a midlands Muldoon into a remarkable position. It was perhaps remiss of him that he didn’t pursue her long-term but on the off chance that she’s still single then she’d be a savage catch for a few posters on here.

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How good looking was she? Female med students can be a bit dowdy looking. A lot of them on the spectrum.

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That sounds like a man who’s been around a few in your day. Outstanding summation.

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She was good now. This fella wouldn’t be messing with anything below a 7.

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He’d be far from unique in that. Manchester United have been on the beach for the last 13 seasons.

As an example of sheer tfk obtuseness this is hard to bate

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Casemiro’s agent will surely walk into a job in Downing Street.
Fuck me but I was nearly believing this love-bombing diatribe.

He’s worth every penny he getting….

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United PR machine in full flow the last few days. Bigging up Bruno’s 8 assists from open play this season as a reason to give him FOTY

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No sooner will the league be over than we’ll be full pelt into World Cup guff. You know the scutter they can manufacture - Kane hobbled out of training, Bellingham’s ankle a cause for concern etc.,
The killer then is you have harmless muldoons in Ballyboghole unable to ate their breakfast rolls with concern and lads arguing at the Mart about Prickford…

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I like it. Landing it on the fairway always, not burying it in rough.

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Manchester United is no longer a serious club

https://twitter.com/WeAreTheOverlap/status/2056641150379823378/video/1?s=46

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Following a football team is now like being in a cult… Liverpool are leading the way with their ā€œthis means moreā€ bullshit closely followed by Utd with their mason mount crap, casimero crap and now Bruno’s assists crap… unfortunately all clubs are becoming like this… Arsenal with that ridiculous north London forever… it’s all very forced !!

A complete embarrassment to the club

What was his IG story?

Has he gotten more racial abuse from united fans?

Sounds like mount was outstanding yesterday.

I see bruno is on the diary of a ceo podcast. Looks quite emotional, based on the promo