Manchester United 2025/2026

Yeah, they need a big leggy bastard in there, a younger less rapey Thomas Partey. They might sign Partey maybe actually.

I’d say Mainoo and Nacho will still go maybe. Chelsea and Athleti. Rumour of Enzo Fernandez to Real Madrid. Kobie and him are quite similar.

Mbeumo should be a good signing. Albeit he thrived once Toney left and he’ll have to deal with other ego’s in a Man Utd dressing room. You could be correct on Cunha. The hierarchy have listened to @Arthur and are going signing exclusively Premier League players. Adam Wharton should be next on their list but the lure of European football might keep him at Selhurst Park for another year.

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Ah surely someone has to be good some time? It could only be some type of curse otherwise

My man says Bruno’s wife is not keen on the move to Saudi Arabia.

Al-Hilal have also opened negotiations with other options in case Bruno does not make the move. Ederson and Amadou Onana would be next targets.

I don’t blame her. Presumably they have enough money for many lifetimes.

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None of them actually move to Saudi though, do they? Don’t they live in Bahrain?

Brave call suggesting new Utd signings won’t work out

Bold Strategy Cotton GIF by MOODMAN

ā€œMan United captain wants to play at top level in Europe. Decision madeā€

Where’s he off to?

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I’d rather live in Saudi than Bahrain.

Can they sign Cunha and Mbeumo without selling Fernandes? Probably get a decent amount from flogging Gazpacho, Sancho, Rashford

That was a serious tap in

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I’ve never been to either. I heard most of the hardline Islamic Saudi lads head to Bahrain when they feel like a few pints and a hooker.

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In Baltimore it is traditional to order a shot and a beer after a long day’s work. However in Bahrain the choice is a shit and a beer.

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:man_shrugging:

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They’ll be doing well to find him a club that’ll pay the wages he’s looking for…

Chelsea are like Leo Di Caprio, once they turn 25 they are not interested

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Those hams up front for Yanited wouldn’t be tap it in though