Manchester United 2025/2026

The market works on supply and demand or at least it should. Just because he thinks he should be getting the same money as he is on now doesn’t mean that someone is going to pay it. He might need to tighten his belt a little.

He can also go back to scratching his hole at united and keep making the same money.

He’s surely better than some of what’s there

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That’s the thing, he doesn’t have to take less. He has a contract

Strange chelsea didn’t buy him. It’s almost as if he is actually a useless cunt

Sure Bin Hag nearly starved him to death

He tried that with Shawsie too

Can he work as a groundsman or in the canteen?

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Fuck sake, United should be selling Bruno and buying Ederson.

Hopefully MBueumo is quick enough for both of them. Sanch could probably play with Mainoo, Cunha, Mbuemo, but Bruno knocking the ball behind the fullback for him to chase won’t work.

They do, they drive over. I’d live in Oman out of all of them. I’d have no problem living in Saudi either, I’ve always found them nice, bar the executions would stop me moving there I think. It’s barbaric.
I’d rather live in Saudi than Dubai though.

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I’ve only ever been to the UAE and it’s very fake. Impressive I suppose but I’ve no interest in ever going back, unless the Irish government pays me big money to do so.

Oman would interest me alright.

How was the play Mrs Lincoln?

Mbeumo is a great signing and Cunha has the potential to be also if Amorim can change the culture there.

Changes needed and I’m sticking with the policy of tried and tested premier league players but not unattainable players

  • replace the keeper

  • buy a CB (Marc Geuhi or equivalent)

  • buy a LB (Robinson or equivalent)

  • buy a CDM (Guimarães or equivalent)

  • buy a proper number 9 (Mateta or equivalent)

  • sell Fernandes for a load of money - he’s very good but it’s time to move on

  • Also get rid of/sell Onana, Shaw, Rashford, Sancho, Antony, Garnacho

                 New Keeper
    
       Yoro      De Ligt    Geuhi
    

Mazraoui Guimares Ugarte Robinson

Mbeumo     Mateta      Cunha

cover:
Defenders / wing backs - Maguire, Martinez, Dorgu, Dalot, Lindelof
Midfield - Casemiro, Mainoo, Collyer
Forwards - Hojlund, Amad, Zirkzee, Mount

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Fuck sake @fran

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Are we looking at game changer signings here?

There’s the makings of a top half team

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Onana has to go as does Mason Mount and Luke Shaw.Awful messers

What?

You’ve solved it for them. If someone sends that to Amorin they’re back on top!

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Real question is how.many dinner ladies HR will have to fire to get a share of Brexit Jim’s extra profit as a Christmas bonus.