Manchester United FC 2013/14

Fair play to you Shan, the only one who consistently fronts up.

You’re getting old Bandage, its all downhill from here…

Look where the penalty ends up

https://vine.co/v/MBJMD2DOwj2

[quote=“Mac, post: 891779, member: 109”]Look where the penalty ends up

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Look at his standing foot

Hey, what’s the Mata with you…shut uppa your face.

Racist.

@Captainshan we need you to front up for Jonesy here.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/23/fan-999-police-sir-alex-ferguson-manchester-united

He thought he could be the next Steve Bruce at penalties. Big mistake.

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https://twitter.com/GMPChorlton/status/426124407967584256

A distressed Manchester United supporter dialled 999 and demanded to speak to Alex Ferguson moments after his team’s shock defeat in the league cup.

Greater Manchester Police received the emergency call at 10.30pm last night just after the final whistle, when United were knocked out of the Capital One Cup in dramatic fashion by Sunderland, who won 2-1 on penalties after extra time.

The supporter, who was said to be “in a drunken state”, demanded to speak to the Red Devils’ former boss to discuss the result, a police spokesman confirmed.

Ferguson managed Manchester United from 1986 until he retired in May last year, and was succeeded by David Moyes. During his 26 years at the club, he won 38 trophies, including the European Cup, 13 Premier Leagues and two Uefa Champions League titles.

Greater Manchester Police released a statement this morning on their GMP Manchester North Facebook page, which has so far generated more more than 750 “likes”.

It read: “Last night, at approximately 10.30pm a man from the Crumpsall area of north Manchester rang 999 in a drunken state demanding to speak to Sir Alex Ferguson about last night’s result.

“Obviously, it can be a sad and depressing moment when your football team loses a game, however can we all please remember that 999 is to be used for emergencies only.

“For any other police related enquiries that are not an emergency, you can ring 101.

“If you would like to speak to Sir Alex about recent football results we here at GMP Manchester North can only suggest you try ringing Manchester United FC directly as you will probably (not definitely) have a much better chance of getting through to him there rather than ringing the police.”

http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/english-soccer/united-fan-dials-999-and-demands-to-speak-to-sir-alex-1.1665496?fb_action_ids=10201970437276352&fb_action_types=og.recommends&fb_ref=.UuEWVDxnvGQ.like&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B1457367901142032%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.recommends%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%22.UuEWVDxnvGQ.like%22%5D

Friend of the forum Raymond Verheijen is back on his hobby horse:

[B]Raymond Verheijen[/B] ‏@raymondverheije [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/raymondverheije/status/426450411382267904’]26m
Interesting to read all the reactions today after yet another Man United catastrophe last night. Why are people only blaming David Moyes?

[B]Raymond Verheijen[/B] ‏@raymondverheije [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/raymondverheije/status/426450537047789569’]26m
Obviously, first of all, David Moyes is responsible for creating total chaos with exactly the same players who won the title last season.

[B]Raymond Verheijen[/B] ‏@raymondverheije [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/raymondverheije/status/426450733735489536’]25m
Over the last 6 months, Moyes’ prehistoric training methods, poor player management & superficial tactical knowledge have been exposed.

[B]Raymond Verheijen[/B] ‏@raymondverheije [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/raymondverheije/status/426450906121388036’]24m
And spending 200 mln will not solve the problem as these new players will either get injured or play in the wrong position with this manager

[B]Raymond Verheijen[/B] ‏@raymondverheije [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/raymondverheije/status/426451045753970689’]25m
But Moyes is trying everything within his ability to do the job. So one cannot expect anything more from him. And he did not appoint himself

[B]Raymond Verheijen[/B] ‏@raymondverheije [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/raymondverheije/status/426451294362939394’]24m
To get to the core of the problem one should take the debate to the next level by analyzing who is ultimately responsible: Sir Alex Ferguson

[B]Raymond Verheijen[/B] ‏@raymondverheije [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/raymondverheije/status/426451669526663169’]23m
Sir Alex Ferguson is responsible for appointing a relative nobody as his successor allowing him to stay in charge behind the scenes.

[B]Raymond Verheijen[/B] ‏@raymondverheije [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/raymondverheije/status/426451868835786753’]23m
If Utd had appointed someone like Mourinho then Fergie’s role would have been over. Even behind the scenes. Our friend did not fancy that.

[B]Raymond Verheijen[/B] ‏@raymondverheije [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/raymondverheije/status/426452074163744770’]22m
But if you do appoint a nobody, at least make sure the coaching staff stays rather than the nobody appointing his clueless coaching friends.

[B]Raymond Verheijen[/B] ‏@raymondverheije [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/raymondverheije/status/426452285078503425’]21m
So, after the initial discussions about Moyes’ inability to manage a big club like Man U, now it’s time to analyse the biggest problem: SAF.

Mourinho you scallywag!

http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/english-soccer/juan-mata-s-move-to-manchester-united-delayed-1.1667023

:clap:

Notes looks like he’s off to pick up his giro

Either that or someone who’s involved in coaching a sports team

[B]Juan Mata García[/B] ‏@juanmata10 [/URL] [URL=‘https://twitter.com/juanmata10/status/427203164735950851’]10m
I can confirm that I’m a new player of @ManUtd[/URL]. Os confirmo que ya soy nuevo jugador del [URL=‘https://twitter.com/ManUtd_Es’]@ManUtd_Es[/URL] [URL=‘http://t.co/Jhu1iW8GIU’]pic.twitter.com/Jhu1iW8GIU

Belly too big.

A midfielder who can pass the fucking ball and score goals. :clap:

Welcome Juan. :clap: