Manchester United Football Club Thread 2019/20

I really hope it’s Rio myself, end up using united to flog his ‘5’ caps.

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Nani to babysit the lads that can’t boil an egg
Park as head groundsman
Quinton Fortune as head of transfer recruitment
Terry Cooke as head chef

To be fair Sheasy would do a thoroughly professional job in the ticket office - the pro’s pro, no matter what he does

He has mayo roots so possibly .

So he has 5 EPL medals and shits himself

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Inter signing big rom for 75 million.

He’ll Lord it in the Serie A

Spectacular mugging off for inter. Like the time Liverpool signed Andy Carroll for 30 million.

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:joy::joy::joy:

Or the time Liverpool sold him to West Ham for 20m.

Lukaku will get 30 goals next season

All the manchester United fans on here seem to bring Liverpool FC into every post. Obsessed.

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Lukaku will prosper in a Mickey Mouse League like Serie A.

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Sure Higuain was like Roy of the Rovers there

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Zimbabwean Dollars :dollar: :zimbabwe:

Ah come on mate.

Juve broke the Italian record on a transfer when they signed that fat lad and again a couple of years later on a geriatric. And they wonder why they can’t win the Champions League.

Fooley started it mate.

Sir Alex was obsessed with them, it’s bound to seep down

Come back when you’ve won it 6 times

“You’ve” “we’ve”
When it comes to Irish people, and English football teams, the words of a wanker.

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Our franchise is better than your cooperation is better than your brand etc. Sure you couldn’t make it up.

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Deary me.