Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

Ok I’ll ladybird this for you. In the dark distant days when Yanited were successful, there were a string of Ferguson acolytes managing in the league who would willingly buy up the dross of the squad. Aside from Moyeseh there aren’t many any more so there are consequences to buying average players and paying them £300k pw. But I suppose those players would never have joined in the first place without a salary as fat as Casemiro after a summer break.

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You were talking title race last week

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Sure absolutely everyone knows man United have been overpaying players for nearly a decade now.

You are myboyblue levels of stupid.

Any news from the theatre of memes this morning :grinning:

While most of the pyjama boys are going through the internet equivalent of Fernandes asking to be substituted after being destroyed by a teenager during a 7-0 defeat to bitter rivals, in fairness @BruidheanChaorthainn is still battling away like Antony or Hannibal, flailing away at the opponents ankles in an act of defiance

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You seem to forget man United finished above Liverpool last season while making a complete idiot
Of yourself talking about Bryan Robinson.

Happy Eddie Murphy GIF by Laff

Ah lads…

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They lost but they won

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ETH has the highest win rate % of any manager since Ferguson left. His win rate was even 3% higher than Ferguson. You could argue Mourinho has made the best fist of it since the Fergie years and achieved some modicum of success but he didn’t play the United way. Ironically Gary Neville was calling for a more defensive “hard to beat” defensive system last night where "at least they wouldn’t give up any goals.

Its no coincidence that they fell asleep for the 2nd goal. 5 United players stood there berating the referee while Newcastle got on with their business. 20 seconds later they were trudging back to the centre circle again. This is something their captain does continuously so no surprise to see them concede a goal in this way. ETH just needs time and a few more transfer windows to right the ship.

Losing last night was a blessing in disguise.

Thank God GIF

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https://twitter.com/DLynchSport/status/1719835499227984300?t=X3iDq64AEp1vlnlFw32wAw&s=19

Has anyone posted Derrick in the roaster thread yet?

In fairness I’d get behind this.

It would be beyond box office stuff.

It would most certainly end up in tears very quickly all the same.

Agreed. Another humiliation at home, not so much?

This man has destroyed United.

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You could see the mans sympathy for his fellow manager there. A real good guy, he escaped the subject with great grace and speed.

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Man United have won more trophies in ten hags tenure than klopp has in the same
Period.

Man United finished above Liverpool in the league too.

Meanwhile Liverpool posters have been spent two days looking for ten hag to be sacked while celebrating a decade of failure.