Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

I’d say man Uniteds starting mid field and forwards were thrown together for around 120 million.

Centre backs 50 or so and two full backs for the same.

Must be our cheapest starting 11 in a decade or so.

And for that, I profusely apologise

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Not before clearing his nose on the bás

Eh didn’t AWB cost £50 million alone?

Think Varane was 40. Wan Bissaka 50. Evans free and dalot was cheap enough.

You’re the gift that keeps on giving

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Him and the fella who wanted Sancho hung from a tree in the hope Rashford might be motivated to play better.

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There’ll be no stopping Hojlund now.

#Gascunts

Wan Bissaka cost 50 on his own

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Aye, he’ll he out the gap in 18 months if he has a clue

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Only saw the last 20 minutes. Spurs broke the press so easily but didn’t have the guile of Maddison or Kulusevski to create clear chances

Can you not read?

Very sad to see what Man U are reduced to. Playing at home to a Spurs side down to the bare bones and they sitting deep, all negative, not wanting the ball and just resorting to lumping it long ball, Wimbledon 1980’s style.

I didn’t think spurs were great tbh. They weren’t doing that all out attack anyway.

Both man United goals came from the winning the ball off spurs players in their own half.

Sure we were missing nearly all our first choice players from midfield up - Sarr, Bissouma, Kulusevski, Maddison and Son.

Luke shaw
Maguire
Lindelof
Martinez
Casemiro
Mount
Amrabaat
Sancho
Martial
Anthony

We’re all missing or not starting.

About 600 million worth of lads there I’d say.

Very few of them would start even if fit.